Two truths, one lie

[helicase]

I'm bored.  Amuse me.

1. I recorded an album
2. My mother had a stalker
3. My brother was in US Weekly two weeks ago

[ruby412]

Jun 24, 2013 19:44:58 GMT -5 helicase said:

I'm bored.  Amuse me.

1. I recorded an album
2. My mother had a stalker
3. My brother was in US Weekly two weeks ago

I say #1 is definitely the lie!! And if not, let's hear it, lady!

[katfco]

1. I've shaken hands with President Obama
2. I've been to Mount Everest
3. My family once had a car called the Green Booger

eta: and I think number 3 is the lie

[helicase]

Jun 24, 2013 19:46:36 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

Jun 24, 2013 19:44:58 GMT -5 helicase said:

I'm bored.  Amuse me.

1. I recorded an album
2. My mother had a stalker
3. My brother was in US Weekly two weeks ago

#1 is a lie

Nope!

[helicase]

Jun 24, 2013 19:49:21 GMT -5 ruby412 said:

Jun 24, 2013 19:44:58 GMT -5 helicase said:

I'm bored.  Amuse me.

1. I recorded an album
2. My mother had a stalker
3. My brother was in US Weekly two weeks ago

I say #1 is definitely the lie!! And if not, let's hear it, lady!

When I was in elementary school, my children's church choir recorded an album.  I had a solo on one of the songs

For the life of me, I can't remember the name of the album, but my parents have all the tapes.  Yes, tapes.

[helicase]

Jun 24, 2013 19:49:26 GMT -5 katfco said:

1. I've shaken hands with President Obama
2. I've been to Mount Everest
3. My family once had a car called the Green Booger

You haven't shaken Obama's hand.

[helicase]

Jun 24, 2013 19:53:00 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

1. I love to tweeze hairs out my knees one-by-one
2. I've been arrested four times
3. I peed in the field at Woodstock Bethel Woods

You haven't been arrested four times.

[katfco]

Jun 24, 2013 19:53:00 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

1. I love to tweeze hairs out my knees one-by-one
2. I've been arrested four times
3. I peed in the field at Woodstock Bethel Woods

Number 2 is the lie, and if it isn't, details!

[careyalis]

helicase your mom had a stalker is the lie
katfco Obama is the lie
@therealmc you lied about being arrested

[Beener]

helicase your brother wasn't in US Weekly. If he is, show pics!
katfco you haven't been to Everest
@therealmc you just mentioned the arrests were the lie but that would have also been my guess.

Here are mine:

1. I danced for Third Eye Blind.
2. I have a tattoo covering most of my back.
3. My SIL is a full time reporter and occasional anchor for a major local news station.

[helicase]

careyalis My mom DID have a stalker (about 15 years ago). He worked at the local movie rental place. My mom complained about a movie rental once (she discovered the movie was not in the case when she got home) and he made it his personal mission to terrorize her. He sent her several letters threatening her life and her family's life. He also threatened to burn our house down. In a sad twist, after my mom contacted the police, we found out the man had Aspergers. The complaint fueled his obsession with her. My mom had a no contact order issued and hasn't heard from him since.

[helicase]

Jun 24, 2013 20:08:19 GMT -5 Beener said:

helicase your brother wasn't in US Weekly. If he is, show pics!
katfco you haven't been to Everest
@therealmc you just mentioned the arrests were the lie but that would have also been my guess.

Here are mine:

1. I danced for Third Eye Blind.
2. I have a tattoo covering most of my back.
3. My SIL is a full time reporter and occasional anchor for a major local news station.

Yup, you've got it!

You don't have a tattoo covering your back.

[katfco]

Jun 24, 2013 20:09:48 GMT -5 helicase said:

careyalis My mom DID have a stalker (about 15 years ago). He worked at the local movie rental place. My mom complained about a movie rental once (she discovered the movie was not in the case when she got home) and he made it his personal mission to terrorize her. He sent her several letters threatening her life and her family's life. He also threatened to burn our house down. In a sad twist, after my mom contacted the police, we found out the man had Aspergers. The complaint fueled his obsession with her. My mom had a no contact order issued and hasn't heard from him since.

Oh, my goodness, how scary.

I wonder if he had a daughter who became an Etsy seller?

And yes, the Obama one was the lie, sadly. I wish I could say I've met him.

[Beener]

Jun 24, 2013 20:09:48 GMT -5 helicase said:

careyalis My mom DID have a stalker (about 15 years ago). He worked at the local movie rental place. My mom complained about a movie rental once (she discovered the movie was not in the case when she got home) and he made it his personal mission to terrorize her. He sent her several letters threatening her life and her family's life. He also threatened to burn our house down. In a sad twist, after my mom contacted the police, we found out the man had Aspergers. The complaint fueled his obsession with her. My mom had a no contact order issued and hasn't heard from him since.

Wow, this is super scary. My mom also had a stalker. She donated once to the local fire department (via telemarketer) and it turned out that the Captain's son was CRAZY. He got a few of the donor's names and numbers and researched them and stalked them. He would call my mom and mention me and my brother (we were in middle school at the time) and ask where we were. He would tell her he could see what she was doing. It was crazy scary. He was eventually caught after the police taped our phone lines and traced the calls. We haven't heard anything since his arrest and subsequent conviction and my parents have since moved and changed their number.

[katfco]

Jun 24, 2013 20:08:19 GMT -5 Beener said:

helicase your brother wasn't in US Weekly. If he is, show pics!
katfco you haven't been to Everest
@therealmc you just mentioned the arrests were the lie but that would have also been my guess.

Here are mine:

1. I danced for Third Eye Blind.
2. I have a tattoo covering most of my back.
3. My SIL is a full time reporter and occasional anchor for a major local news station.

Nope, the Obama one was the lie.

Number 2 is the lie.

[Beener]

Jun 24, 2013 20:11:31 GMT -5 helicase said:

Jun 24, 2013 20:08:19 GMT -5 Beener said:

helicase your brother wasn't in US Weekly. If he is, show pics!
katfco you haven't been to Everest
@therealmc you just mentioned the arrests were the lie but that would have also been my guess.

Here are mine:

1. I danced for Third Eye Blind.
2. I have a tattoo covering most of my back.
3. My SIL is a full time reporter and occasional anchor for a major local news station.

Yup, you've got it!

You don't have a tattoo covering your back.

Dang, it wasn't even a challenge. You are right- I don't have any tattoos.

[TrudyCampbell]

1. I've given the flu shot to former President Clinton.
2. I've shaved Brad Pitt's facial hair.
3. I've eaten pizza with Beyonce andJay Z.

Two are true, I swear!

[helicase]

Jun 24, 2013 20:13:41 GMT -5 Beener said:

Jun 24, 2013 20:11:31 GMT -5 helicase said:

Yup, you've got it!

You don't have a tattoo covering your back.

Dang, it wasn't even a challenge. You are right- I don't have any tattoos.

Now I want to hear about dancing for Third Eye Blind...

[Beener]

Jun 24, 2013 20:15:50 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

1. I've given the flu shot to former President Clinton.
2. I've shaved Brad Pitt's facial hair.
3. I've eaten pizza with Beyonce andJay Z.

Two are true, I swear!

#3 is a lie. Damn I want your life!

[Regina Philange]

I got out of school suspension twice in high school.

I was Dorothy in the third grade play.

I have an anchor tattoo on my foot.

[TrudyCampbell]

Jun 24, 2013 20:17:51 GMT -5 Beener said:

Jun 24, 2013 20:15:50 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

1. I've given the flu shot to former President Clinton.
2. I've shaved Brad Pitt's facial hair.
3. I've eaten pizza with Beyonce andJay Z.

Two are true, I swear!

#3 is a lie. Damn I want your life!

You're right! I saw them at a pizza place but we did not interact

[helicase]

Jun 24, 2013 20:15:50 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

1. I've given the flu shot to former President Clinton.
2. I've shaved Brad Pitt's facial hair.
3. I've eaten pizza with Beyonce andJay Z.

Two are true, I swear!

Number 2 is a lie.  And I want to hear FULL STORIES about the two truths.

[TrudyCampbell]

Jun 24, 2013 20:18:38 GMT -5 helicase said:

Jun 24, 2013 20:15:50 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

1. I've given the flu shot to former President Clinton.
2. I've shaved Brad Pitt's facial hair.
3. I've eaten pizza with Beyonce andJay Z.

Two are true, I swear!

Number 2 is a lie.  And I want to hear FULL STORIES about the two truths.

Number 2 is absolutely TRUE! 

[Regina Philange]

Jun 24, 2013 20:15:50 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

1. I've given the flu shot to former President Clinton.
2. I've shaved Brad Pitt's facial hair.
3. I've eaten pizza with Beyonce andJay Z.

Two are true, I swear!

Lol what??? Crazy! I'm going to say you haven't shaved Brad.

[helicase]

Jun 24, 2013 20:18:09 GMT -5 Regina Philange said:

I got out of school suspension twice in high school.

I was Dorothy in the third grade play.

I have an anchor tattoo on my foot.

You didn't get out of school suspension twice (I hope).

[Regina Philange]

Jun 24, 2013 20:19:11 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

Jun 24, 2013 20:18:38 GMT -5 helicase said:

Number 2 is a lie.  And I want to hear FULL STORIES about the two truths.

Number 2 is absolutely TRUE! 

Ahhhhhhhh! Explain.

[TrudyCampbell]

Jun 24, 2013 20:19:51 GMT -5 Regina Philange said:

Jun 24, 2013 20:19:11 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

Number 2 is absolutely TRUE! 

Ahhhhhhhh! Explain.

He had a tiny bit of stubble before a laser treatment. I was TERRIFIED. The doctor I worked with forced me to do it because he knew I really wanted to. I put on lipstick and took down my hair before I went in. That's basically the whole story, it wasn't that glamourous lol. 

[Beener]

Jun 24, 2013 20:17:42 GMT -5 helicase said:

Jun 24, 2013 20:13:41 GMT -5 Beener said:

Dang, it wasn't even a challenge. You are right- I don't have any tattoos.

Now I want to hear about dancing for Third Eye Blind...

The Detroit Lions do not have cheerleaders so they used to invite high school cheer and dance teams to perform. My cheer team was invited during my senior year and the "powers that be" were impressed with us and asked us if we would be dancers for their Thanksgiving halftime show that year. Third Eye Blind was performing. We learned the routine and rehearsed for a few weeks prior and then performed with them. There were a ton of dancers (probably a hundred) so it sounds cooler than it actually was. I never even got to meet the band. Boo.

[Beener]

Regina Philange- you weren't suspended twice. Maybe once.

[unclejesse]

Jun 24, 2013 20:21:38 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

Jun 24, 2013 20:19:51 GMT -5 Regina Philange said:

Ahhhhhhhh! Explain.

He had a tiny bit of stubble before a laser treatment. I was TERRIFIED. The doctor I worked with forced me to do it because he knew I really wanted to. I put on lipstick and took down my hair before I went in. That's basically the whole story, it wasn't that glamourous lol. 

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