Baby mail

[smock]

We came home from our trip to copies of "Family Fun" magazine and "Baby talk" magazine addressed to DH.

Guyzzz. He said it must be an error, but is he telling me he wants to make a baby?!??!??!

[mortomo]

Maybe he's telling you he made a baby with someone else!

[smock]

Oh noes! Should I put spyware on his phone?!?!

[mortomo]

Totally...and then when you discover texts and calls that prove it, you should call the other woman and totally blame her for seducing your husband.

[Deleted]

You totally need to put spyware on his phone. You will get all the PROOF you need to confront him. Because you know, your feelings aren't valid without any solid proof.

[motzie]

He totally is.

I'm suddenly getting issues of Family Circle, which seems to be for parents of pre-teen children. Wtf.

[smock]

I can't believe some slut seduced my husband and then signed him up for baby magazines! If I find this bitch I'm gonna smock stomp her in the face!

[broc]

FWIW, Baby Talk isone of the things sent to my house literally addressed to Mrs. Broc Blank. He probably has a secret account to The Nest he uses to keep tabs on you.

[Muddled]

Hmmmm... Which one of you bitches is Mr. Smock?

[smock]

Well just in case it's a sign, I'm going to stop taking bc. Thanks, TIP!