Newlyweds season finale...spoilers

[Jalapeñomel]

I didn't see another post about this so here it is.

[Jalapeñomel]

The scene with Tina and her Dad in the Hookah restaurant was some of the worst improv acting I have ever seen...at least learn to cry real tears.

[Jalapeñomel]

I'm alone here on my reality show watching again?

[Muddled]

Do you think that is a real relationship? How far would Bravo producers go to create some drama?

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Tina's dad getting married out of the blue. That shit was arranged, right??

[orangeblossom]

You're not alone.

Tina's scene with her dad was the worst. I mean, I can understand not bring happy, but to actually act like that is crazy.

Alaska was somewhat redeeming on the vacation, but he's still a jerk

John is the worst. The worst. Words can't describe what a butthole he is.

Blair and Jeff. I'm not sure if they'll make it. Blair is so so needy, and Jeff is really closed off. Counseling seemed to help.

Did you see Watch What Happens Live afterward? Train wreck.

[Jalapeñomel]

I think everything with Tina and her Dad is set up.

I can't see Watch What happens. What happened?

[orangeblossom]

Jun 25, 2013 21:57:25 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

I think everything with Tina and her Dad is set up.

I can't see Watch What happens. What happened?

All of the couples were on there and they were just too l

[orangeblossom]

On my phone, sorry.

It was just too much back and forth with all of them on there.

Tina and Tarz just had their baby a few weeks ago. Body wise Tina looked awesome, but I don't know what she had on. They wouldn't tell Andy the name, since it came out in US Weekly today.

Blair and Jeff, especially Blair, were oversharing about their sex lives.

John said he was wrong about the things he said about Katherine, but then Katherine did say she really did gain a lot of weight and that it's just John's personality and it comes across wrong.

Alaska and Kim didn't say much, but they tried to clear up the king of the castle statements.

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OMG, the enema comment!! So uncomfortable!

[orangeblossom]

Jun 25, 2013 22:05:04 GMT -5 @kande818 said:

OMG, the enema comment!! So uncomfortable!

Yes, that was just too too much.

[slug*bug]

Jun 25, 2013 22:05:04 GMT -5 @kande818 said:

OMG, the enema comment!! So uncomfortable!

Yes! And it didn't get any easier to watch when they cut to Andy Cohen who looked pretty disgusted. "Oh, sweetie...no." Before Andy's comment, I could at least pretend that I didn't hear what I thought I heard, lol. Ugh.

[wambam]

The situation with Tina's dad HAS to be fake.

[kaybee85]

I may have missed it because it was the episode or two before the finale, but what was up with the blonde woman Tina's dad was dating? Did they ever explain? Was he effing with Tina just because he didn't like Tarz or something? I was so confused about that and all the pda, then he gets married to someone else.

[kaybee85]

Oh, yes...I hate John. Seriously. When he was talking about how hard it was for him to have sex with Katherine and then later at the hospital when he tried to belittle what she went through and talk about his OWN pain. WTF?

[Jalapeñomel]

Jun 26, 2013 6:10:02 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Jun 26, 2013 5:59:06 GMT -5 wambam said:

The situation with Tina's dad HAS to be fake.

I think the situation with him and Heather (the younger blonde chick) was fake. I imagine he was actually dating this other woman all along, and it was no secret to Tina. I think all the drama in that storyline was fake.

Did you notice the scene with Tina and Tarz on the patio swing while she was getting ready for the wedding, and she had very little makeup on? She looked so much better! (aside from the eyebrows, they were a little over done). Her usual over-the-top makeup is really terrible and not flattering. And I love makeup, so this isn't coming a uber feminist anti makeup stance or anything.

Yes! I said the same thing...and she looks so much younger, fresh.

I also had to fast forward through all the Blair stuff most of the season, because they were just annoying and his immaturity (and whiny voice/personality) really got on my nerves.

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Jun 26, 2013 6:10:02 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

Jun 26, 2013 5:59:06 GMT -5 wambam said:

The situation with Tina's dad HAS to be fake.

I think the situation with him and Heather (the younger blonde chick) was fake. I imagine he was actually dating this other woman all along, and it was no secret to Tina. I think all the drama in that storyline was fake.

Did you notice the scene with Tina and Tarz on the patio swing while she was getting ready for the wedding, and she had very little makeup on? She looked so much better! (aside from the eyebrows, they were a little over done). Her usual over-the-top makeup is really terrible and not flattering. And I love makeup, so this isn't coming a uber feminist anti makeup stance or anything.

She seemed a lot more NORMAL too!

Alaska redeemed himself some on the trip. He really is an ass but I got the vibe that he is trying not to be such an ass.

[wambam]

When Tina does the interviews with the aqua eye makeup she looks FUGLY.

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Blair and Jeff just make me sad...I don't think they'll make it. Tina is just too dramatic for me. Alaska can be a jerk, but John takes the cake. When he asked how many days a week she needed him to babysit I was all "oh, hell no!". That's your CHILD. You don't "babysit" your kid, you are parenting them.

[Jalapeñomel]

Has Kathryn lost any weight since the show aired? If not, I wonder if John makes daily comments about it. He is a huge jerk.

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John is a jerk.

I don't think Jeff would be with Blair if he was like that all the time. I think Blair is not relaxed at all on camera and word vomits from anxiety.

Tarz and Tina are just...interesting.

I'm on the fence about Alaska and Kim, he said some crappy stuff during the season.

[Jalapeñomel]

I would be so embarrassed to talk about my sex life on TV.

What does Blair do for a living?

[psychmom]

Did anyone notice the little gems that Tina & Tarz have on every single surface of their house? Omg that would drive me bonkers.

[kaybee85]

Jun 26, 2013 7:56:20 GMT -5 psychmom said:

Did anyone notice the little gems that Tina & Tarz have on every single surface of their house? Omg that would drive me bonkers.

I was always distracted by the pillows in their bedroom. They were covered in sequins and looked uncomfortable

[mellimel19]

Jun 26, 2013 7:47:40 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

I would be so embarrassed to talk about my sex life on TV.

What does Blair do for a living?

He's actually on tv for a living. They mentioned it once briefly. I think he's a foreign correspondent for celebrity news/gossip show in another country. I want to say Australia?

[mellimel19]

Jun 26, 2013 8:05:31 GMT -5 kaybee85 said:

Jun 26, 2013 7:56:20 GMT -5 psychmom said:

Did anyone notice the little gems that Tina & Tarz have on every single surface of their house? Omg that would drive me bonkers.

I was always distracted by the pillows in their bedroom. They were covered in sequins and looked uncomfortable

I always thought the same thing about the pillows. How do those sequins not dig into your face while you sleep?

[wambam]

Jun 26, 2013 8:35:19 GMT -5 mellimel19 said:

Jun 26, 2013 7:47:40 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

I would be so embarrassed to talk about my sex life on TV.

What does Blair do for a living?

He's actually on tv for a living. They mentioned it once briefly. I think he's a foreign correspondent for celebrity news/gossip show in another country. I want to say Australia?

Yup, in Aus.

[psychmom]

Jun 26, 2013 8:35:57 GMT -5 mellimel19 said:

Jun 26, 2013 8:05:31 GMT -5 kaybee85 said:

I was always distracted by the pillows in their bedroom. They were covered in sequins and looked uncomfortable

I always thought the same thing about the pillows. How do those sequins not dig into your face while you sleep?

Yes! Can you imagine when their face looks like when they wake up? I bet they look like they have chicken pox. Lol they also used that same fabric for their comforter. That just doesn't seem comfortable.

[Jalapeñomel]

Jun 26, 2013 8:35:19 GMT -5 mellimel19 said:

Jun 26, 2013 7:47:40 GMT -5 Jalapeñomel said:

I would be so embarrassed to talk about my sex life on TV.

What does Blair do for a living?

He's actually on tv for a living. They mentioned it once briefly. I think he's a foreign correspondent for celebrity news/gossip show in another country. I want to say Australia?

Oh that´s right.  I do remember that now!