Pregnant facebooking

[TrudyCampbell]

Is this REALLY a pregnancy update...!?



Pregnancy update!: hubby bought me breakfast- egg, cheese and bacon on a roll (yum!). Ate half this morning hot and the other half for lunch and preferred it cold for lunch lol craziness ?... 

[laurack]

nobody who is pregnant would ever eat HALF a bacon egg and cheese sandwich, surely.

[Regina Philange]

I can't BELIEVE she did not tell us what type of drink she had along with that egg sandwich. How Rude.

[ruby412]

Cold egg and cheese is just sooooo crazy! Thank goodness you have an FB to tell the world, you crazy preggers girl!

[Dorothy Zbornak]

What did people use as an outlet to broadcast the minutiae of their fucking lives before Facebook?

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Pregnancy update, week 35: Spent most of the morning shitting my brains out, then spent the afternoon examining bloody discharge! Lazy day lol!

[AndyCohen]

I would comment: "Cold?? You're CRAZY!!!"

But bacon, egg, and cheese on a roll is my favorite sandwich ever and I often get so sad that its only served before noon.

[AndyCohen]

Jun 26, 2013 14:34:29 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

What did people use as an outlet to broadcast the minutiae of their fucking lives before Facebook?

They didn't have one and it was GLORIOUS!

[lauranicole91]

Jun 26, 2013 14:37:18 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Pregnancy update, week 35: Spent most of the morning shitting my brains out, then spent the afternoon examining bloody discharge! Lazy day lol!

I bet your notifications would blow up with "likes"

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jun 26, 2013 14:39:33 GMT -5 lauranicole91 said:

Jun 26, 2013 14:37:18 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Pregnancy update, week 35: Spent most of the morning shitting my brains out, then spent the afternoon examining bloody discharge! Lazy day lol!

I bet your notifications would blow up with "likes"

I almost posted it on Facebook for all of you, but then decided it was best used here instead.

[lauranicole91]

Jun 26, 2013 14:40:49 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Jun 26, 2013 14:39:33 GMT -5 lauranicole91 said:

I bet your notifications would blow up with "likes"

I almost posted it on Facebook for all of you, but then decided it was best used here instead.

Pretentious mama?

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jun 26, 2013 14:42:06 GMT -5 lauranicole91 said:

Jun 26, 2013 14:40:49 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

I almost posted it on Facebook for all of you, but then decided it was best used here instead.

Pretentious mama?

Oh, she doesn't even take care of Rayneforeste!

[laurack]

I feel like its time for pretentious mama to get pregnant again! Rayneforeste needs a sibling!

think of the pretentious pregnancy updates!

[carawestt]

I don't even know what to say haha people are so random.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jun 26, 2013 14:44:40 GMT -5 laurack said:

I feel like its time for pretentious mama to get pregnant again! Rayneforeste needs a sibling!

think of the pretentious pregnancy updates!

I'm such a slacker! I need to take more pretentious photos of that doll!

[lauranicole91]

Jun 26, 2013 14:44:40 GMT -5 laurack said:

I feel like its time for pretentious mama to get pregnant again! Rayneforeste needs a sibling!

think of the pretentious pregnancy updates!

My thoughts exactly.

[katfco]

Didn't you know? When someone is pregnant, everything is relevant and of utmost importance. You're such a bad friend for not caring about all the details of her pregnancy!

[jfh]

Whoa, first she wanted the sandwich HOT, then she wanted it COLD? Am I reading that correctly?? Well slap me silly and call me Martha. Those preggos are crazy.

[christidee]

I wonder if she will ever be submitted to stfu parents.

[dojo]

Non pregnancy update: I ate food today and did work. CRAY-CRAY BITCHES!

[katfco]

Similar crazy pregnancy thing: a FB friend of mine found out the baby's gender over a week ago, but only just now announced it because the video wasn't ready. The video consisted of a piñata made of a cast of my friend's belly, which she held while a couple of kids (I assume nieces) whacked at it until the pink balloons and candy fell out. Then there was the text: "Now you know. It's a girl!!!"

And they're naming her Caoi.liann.

I have to say, I don't think I cared about my own children's sex enough to bother with something like that.

[teamhayes]

Who are you talking about? So confused.

[TrudyCampbell]

Jun 26, 2013 15:45:40 GMT -5 teamhayes said:

Who are you talking about? So confused.

One of my facebook friends who is pregnant posted that as her status.