Quiz that proves you are a horrible wife.

[joshlyman]

Straight from the 1950's!
blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2013/02/heres_the_1950s.php?page=2

[joshlyman]

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[stephm0188]

I am a failure. I don't even need to tally up my score to tell you that.

[Kore]

This is awesome. I love "keeps self dainty, perfumed & feminine." And bathes & brushes teeth often enough.

[stephm0188]

I laughed at "likes children and unfortunates" I mean, they're pretty much the exact same thing.

[joshlyman]

Tells Risqué or Vulgar stories did me in.

Luckily I am not married so there is no one that has to be subjected to this horror.

[Yankees21]

Good lord, am I glad I'm not from that time!

[Saint Monica]

There is a small part of me that questions if I would have a successful relationship if I had more womanly merits.

[joshlyman]

Jun 27, 2013 19:03:47 GMT -5 Saint Monica said:

There is a small part of me that questions if I would have a successful relationship if I had more womanly merits.

Me too. Yet I would also be miserable, so in the end, fuck that noise.

[sergey]

'Squeezes toothpaste from the top' seems like a very specific gripe to have made the test. Must have been some womanly toothpaste mismanagement epidemic in the 50's.

[BlackCanary]

I am the worst wife EVER. If only I gave him manicures and wrote to his parents regularly. 

[Deleted]

Lol. " puts her cold feet on her husband at night to warm them". I wonder if the same applies to men. I hate when my h does that.

[underwaterrhymes]

LOL.

30 points.

The demerits did me in.

That and the fact my husband does the laundry.

[kaybee85]

Jun 27, 2013 19:12:10 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

Lol. " puts her cold feet on her husband at night to warm them". I wonder if the same applies to men. I hate when my h does that.

No, it's different. He is a person, while you are vessel for his enjoyment and to make his life easier.

[underwaterrhymes]

Jun 27, 2013 19:09:25 GMT -5 sergey said:

'Squeezes toothpaste from the top' seems like a very specific gripe to have made the test. Must have been some womanly toothpaste mismanagement epidemic in the 50's.

That is what made me think this had to be fabricated.

[Deleted]

28. I put my cold feet on DH every night.....horrible wife people!!! Ignore the fact that DH leaves dirty socks around the house that I have to pick up....with my hands! That has to count for something right?! 10 points!

[BaliHai]

15. Poor H!

[Saint Monica]

Jun 27, 2013 19:04:39 GMT -5 joshlyman said:

Jun 27, 2013 19:03:47 GMT -5 Saint Monica said:

There is a small part of me that questions if I would have a successful relationship if I had more womanly merits.

Me too. Yet I would also be miserable, so in the end, fuck that noise.

I have to wonder if there is a secret to being a party that does not "compete" with their spouse and if fulfilling my womanly responsibilities is the key to happiness.

[TrickyBob]

I'd fail this with flying colors.

[Deleted]

I got 14.

[Kore]

I had 56 merits, but 50 demerits.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I got.
A 28.
I was generous.

Who wants me?

[lucky513]

I got a 40 and I thought that was good until I saw the score as poor

[joshlyman]

Jun 27, 2013 19:27:47 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

HOw come the man gets to skip church?

Well the woman is a descendent of Eve, and we all know she was a big ole sinning sinner. Us womenfolk have got to make sure we make up for that.

[circa1978]

I actually did really well. I think it is probably mostly about my cooking skills and how much I like sex. Plus, I'm thrifty and interested in his family and work!

[underwaterrhymes]

Jun 27, 2013 19:30:55 GMT -5 circa1978 said:

I actually did really well. I think it is probably mostly about my cooking skills and how much I like sex. Plus, I'm thrifty and interested in his family and work!

I'm a good cook and I like sex (and love his family and am interested in his work).

But I don't darn socks.

And I like red nail polish.

And I often talk during movies.

And wear pajamas while cooking.

And squeeze toothpaste from the top.

And I curse, which took five fucking points away from me, motherfucker.

[joshlyman]

57 demerits.

49 Merits.

So yeah

Not having kids really fucked me over. (Obviously did this about STBXH - maybe this should tell me something lol)

[joshlyman]

Jun 27, 2013 19:39:50 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

Jun 27, 2013 19:35:22 GMT -5 underwaterrhymes said:

And I curse, which took five fucking points away from me, motherfucker.

Oh wait..

Actually, I got a negative number. I forgot to subtract 5 a couple of times.

**high fives**

[lpcats]

I see there's no option for a negative result...

[snickers]

It's a good damn thing I didn't live during that time.