B pooped in the bath tonight for the first time since she was an infant and still in the sling in the baby bathtub.
My kitchen is a disaster area and I need to clean it tonight before I go to bed.
I am so tired of comments about my dog's size. "You should put a saddle on her/him and let the baby rid him/her!" and the like are SO FUCKING ANNOYING. Yes, my dog is big. But your joke is not original and is no longer funny. My father commented on my FB status earlier: "Considering the size of your dog, you should be looking for a backpack for a mule or a camel!" I am both rolling my eyes and ready to snap at him for this.
What do I do with a bottle of wine I really don't like. I bought a bottle of red wine on a recommendation, but I hate it. I have never hated a wine I purchased before. It is far too sweet. What am I supposed to do with it? I'm not going to drink it, but I also don't really feel right dumping it down the sink.