Omfggggg

[rubber pants]

My husband decided, out of the blue, that he wanted to snack on some carrots.

Random.

He's eating his fucking 4th carrot right now at 10pm and is crunching so god damn loudly right next to me. It's seriously grating on my last fucking nerve.

I burst into hysterical laughter each time he takes a bite because I swear our neighbors can hear him. This is so ridiculously stupid. I can feel my blood pressure rising.

He's looking at me like "what? What did i do?"

[rubber pants]

Oh and these aren't the baby carrots. They are the normal long ass carrots.

Why!!

[kdrake8]

At least you're laughing??

DH was laughing so strangely at Big Bang Theory. It was so irritating. Finally I asked him if he was ok or needed any help.

Ugh.

[ruby412]

OMG! I hate it when my husband does annoying things, which is pretty often, so I hear ya!!

[Regina Philange]

Heheh does he look like Bugs Bunny?

[carawestt]

I just laughed way too hard telling my H this.

[AndyCohen]

Omg, H's jaw pops when he eats chewy stuff and its the worst sound on the planet and its so hard to not scream at him to stop chewing!!