Stolen from ML. A quiz.

[captainmel]

This is a quiz on why you are a horrible wife.

I got an 8.

I only scored positive because I like marital congress. I might not even get those points because we aren't actually married.

[Deleted]

nothing there

[tiramisu]

I found it over there. I got a 4. Maybe a 5. I'm just glad I didn't get a negative number.

[captainmel]

blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2013/02/heres_the_1950s.php?page=2

Rawr. I forgot to hit paste. I think I was distracted by my 8.

[partiallysunny]

I don't know if I did it right. I think I got a 5.

[Chirp]

I got 12 demerits and 49 merits. So that makes me a 37, I think. Still poor by 1950's standards.

I should probably give myself a double or triple score for the "uses profanity" and "wears pajamas to cook" categories.

[partiallysunny]

Oh, I only did the first page, lol. Oops.

[motzie]

"Reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress (10)"

OMFG.

[partiallysunny]

14 demerits and 57 merits = 43.

[smock]

Uh oh. I got -2.

[motzie]

I can't even read through them all. No wonder we still have so far to go.

[captainmel]

Jun 28, 2013 8:31:17 GMT -5 motzie said:

"Reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress (10)"

OMFG.

I had Boyfriend help me with the quiz because I wanted honest answers. I read him that question and I said "um, what?" And he said "uh... I think that means sex." We giggled for like... Ten minutes.

[captainmel]

We should do them for our SO's and see how they score.

[starrieskies]

I got a 12. It's the red nail polish, isn't it??

[starrieskies]

LOL, I just did it for H. He got a -42. What a shocker.

[Chirp]

Jun 28, 2013 10:55:25 GMT -5 starrieskies said:

LOL, I just did it for H. He got a -42. What a shocker.

And we have a winner! Or a loser. Something like that.

[captainmel]

Jun 28, 2013 10:36:52 GMT -5 starrieskies said:

I got a 12. It's the red nail polish, isn't it??

Boo, you whore.

[Deleted]

a whopping 3~~

[captainmel]

I just scored Boyfriend, he got a 32. I alwasy knew he would make a better wife than me.

[jojoandleo]

-1. BUT I gave "has same religion" points by the fact that neither of us HAS a religion, so...

[captainmel]

Jun 28, 2013 15:31:24 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

-1. BUT "has same religion" points by the fact that neither of us HAS a religion, so...

I did the same thing. I actually counted agnostic and athiest as close enough to be the same. Does that mean I actually got a 7?

[Mrs.Rad888]

Jun 28, 2013 15:31:24 GMT -5 jojoandleo said:

-1. BUT I gave "has same religion" points by the fact that neither of us HAS a religion, so...

I did the same thing. I also gave myself points for "enjoying marital congress" even though we don't have it near enough, but we both enjoy it when we do.
I ended up with about 20, but I'm sure I cheated. Which is probably another demerit.