What kind of wife are you?

[thedahliharpa]

I didn't take the test but I'd,probably get an F-minus.

[Deleted]

Haha I read that to my husband, I failed so bad on the ones I read but got some good laughs.

[Deleted]

"Is a back seat driver"
!!! LOL
Me.

I rated a "poor wife".  I use slang, and :gasp: "puts her cold feet on husband at night to warm them"

[fusion]

I'm average also. Lost 10 points for being a heathen

[shevacc]

My grandmother was an awesome wife according to that test. I suck, lol. Thanks for sharing it here!

[tuck]

I'm average, but DH got superior. Somehow I think the test is biased. I mean, I didn't get a 20 point bonus for getting him off.

[AndyCohen]

23, very poor lol.

[AndyCohen]

"Calls "where is...?" without first hunting to object" should be -5!

He got Poor. Would have been very poor if not for that 20pt orgasm. At least we're equal!

[Deleted]

Jun 27, 2013 22:41:17 GMT -5 AndyCohen said:

"Calls "where is...?" without first hunting to object" should be -5!

He got Poor. Would have been very poor if not for that 20pt orgasm. At least we're equal!

Oh yes mine would lose 20 points for this as it's a daily offence.

My fav: "kisses wife just after her makeup has been applied"  We do the awkward peck for this situation, every morning nearly.

[angiekay84]

17 - very poor, failure.

LOL! I could have been one step up if I enjoyed sex more. Oh well!

[dojo]

When I received my score of 34 I was actually delighted - I thought it MUST be an excellent score... Until I looked at the score chart. I see there isn't a score for people who are in the negatives... I was at -4 for a long time.

[TrudyCampbell]

I stopped at "wears red nail polish". I'm a shit wife.

[kdrake8]

7, failure

[TrudyCampbell]

My score was in the negatives.

[laurack]

It's not looking good for me ladies. I'm thinking I'd about break even (0)

My poor, poor husband.

[laurack]

Where's my +500 for "turns pinhead into watermelon in belly then pushes out of vagina"

[muppetinma]

I'm adding two more questions.
Awesome rack? (+50)
Fucking charismatic? (+75)

I win.

[ruby412]

This is hilarious!

[spaghetticat]

Jun 28, 2013 8:31:59 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

My score was in the negatives.

Ok, I'm glad I'm not the only one!

[claralou]

Jun 28, 2013 9:28:08 GMT -5 spaghetticat said:

Jun 28, 2013 8:31:59 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

My score was in the negatives.

Ok, I'm glad I'm not the only one!

x3. To be fair, so was his:)

[charlielove]

I'm average. And of course DH is superior. Whatever.

[UnicornDog]

What do I answer for #1 if he's always falling asleep on the couch?

[irishsara]

I don't need a quiz to tell me that I'm a crappy one....

[katfco]

I had a 14 until I realized there was more than one page. Then I was average, although I would have been poor if it wasn't for going to church.

DH is apparently superior, mostly because of the sex thing. If it wasn't for that, he'd be in the poor category too.

[melis74]

I'm poor and he's superior...whatever. Stupid, OLD quiz anyway!