Holy crap it's bad! Can you imagine standing up there and being like, "HI!!! I'm Renata, I'm a short brunette and I'm clearly desperate and an attention whore! I was class president in 5th grade, I have a collection of porcelain dolls, and I can deep throat like a mo-fo! You should really turn your chair around. Really. Turn it around. NO REALLY. PLEASE. TURN YOUR CHAIR! TURN IT!"
Good lord.
Porcelain dolls? Fuck Renata. We can no longer be friends.
Holy crap it's bad! Can you imagine standing up there and being like, "HI!!! I'm Renata, I'm a short brunette and I'm clearly desperate and an attention whore! I was class president in 5th grade, I have a collection of porcelain dolls, and I can deep throat like a mo-fo! You should really turn your chair around. Really. Turn it around. NO REALLY. PLEASE. TURN YOUR CHAIR! TURN IT!"