Manties man was BACK today!

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GOOD GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?

We had a brand new lifeguard, and I didn't want to put him in a weird position of needing to confront someone on his first day.  So I just emailed the aquatics director at the gym to let him know about this.

Sometimes kids use the pool, and I seriously cannot imagine having my young daughter see middle-aged man asscrack while having her swim lesson!

[mcc]

That's disgusting. Glad you emailed the director. Proper swimwear should be required.

[jene]

[Susie]

That had to be a fun email to draft!

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Jul 9, 2013 13:40:38 GMT -5 Susie said:

That had to be a fun email to draft!

Oh, it was.

There was a reference to important bits being covered.

[breezy8407]

I am not a public health official, but I'm pretty sure legally the club should not be allowing someone to use the facilities in their undies.

This is not to mention the obvious other disturbing aspects.

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Lol. Can I thread jack and tell a story? Manties has reminded me of it.

When I was in grad school, I lived in the grad dorm my first year, and there was a small two treadmill workout room. I was running one day, and a guy came to run on the other treadmill in his very thin nylon workout shorts, Sans undies.

It was impossible to not notice him swinging in the wind (and honestly, looked painful in the same way running w/o a bra is painful.). I left after a few polite minutes.

Ouch.

[shorty20]

"Manties" makes me laugh!

[gt7301b]

NNNOOOOOO

[trigal]

Well, I guess that kills the theory that he forgot his workout clothes yesterday.

[mcc]

Jul 9, 2013 14:09:58 GMT -5 @mrschicken said:

Lol. Can I thread jack and tell a story? Manties has reminded me of it.

When I was in grad school, I lived in the grad dorm my first year, and there was a small two treadmill workout room. I was running one day, and a guy came to run on the other treadmill in his very thin nylon workout shorts, Sans undies.

It was impossible to not notice him swinging in the wind (and honestly, looked painful in the same way running w/o a bra is painful.). I left after a few polite minutes.

Ouch.

Gross.  I had a law school professor who worked out at my gym.  He was in his 50s at the time and would work out in in basketballs shorts and a jockstrap, no cup.  He used to stretch is hamstrings on his back in a way that his balls would show.  It was the grossest thing ever and then I had to face him in class.