Do your asshole cats come over to you and do nothing but rub their little wet noses on you? I feel like a human sized Kleenex for the cat. And my husband is asleep in his recliner with the dog and the cat wandered over to him, to do what? Rub his nose on him and walk off.
And it's not a *bumps nose into arm* kind of deal. It's a *rubs nose all over your arm and this way and that way*.
Not exactly, but when he's got some good post-nasal drip going in the middle of the night, he likes to lay on my chest so that his snot is dripping on my face and neck
When my dog is asleep I put my finger on the tip of her nose and wiggle her nose all around. Then I push it up slightly to make her show her teeth, I get great amusement out of it.
Ninja, the cat, wipes his teeth on me too sometimes. It's not like the house isn't filled with objects and furniture that he could do this to or anything.
My cat licks my hair and my forehead, and the rubs herself all over my head.
It's adorable.
Does your cat also bite your hair? Mine will lick my hair and then grab a giant clump of hair and pull. My Mom thought I was nuts when I tried to describe it to her but one day she was sitting on my couch and I saw Ninja jump up behind her. I knew what was coming. I hear "OW! He just pulled my hair!" and I'm all "well someone should listen to their daughter, MOM"
I had a cat named Magic. He was the most adorable cat ever and I miss him so so much. I'd keep him in my bedroom with me and he'd follow me everywhere. He'd also paw at my door to go out and then paw at the back door to go out, go to the bathroom, and come back in. But one winter he went missing. I let him out to potty and that was the last I ever saw of him.
At any rate, he used to sit on my chest and purr and drool. So much drool. I had to keep kleenex handy and lay under his chain so that he'd stop getting my shirts all wet.
Cats are also snobby demanding assholes. The cats have a bowl of food, it's left out all day long. I fill it every morning super full. And every evening Ninja has to whine at me and sit by the bowl and cry and whine. I'll finally get up to see if they have food or not. Half of a bowl of food left.
So what's his problem? He wants me to top it off for him. He wants NEW food. And I give in because I want him to shut up.
I don't know who the owner is in this situation anymore.
Cats are also snobby demanding assholes. The cats have a bowl of food, it's left out all day long. I fill it every morning super full. And every evening Ninja has to whine at me and sit by the bowl and cry and whine. I'll finally get up to see if they have food or not. Half of a bowl of food left.
So what's his problem? He wants me to top it off for him. He wants NEW food. And I give in because I want him to shut up.
I don't know who the owner is in this situation anymore.
I had always wondered why they do this. Turns out it's because it bugs them to have their whiskers touch anything while eating. If they are trying to eat out of the bottom of their bowl, their whiskers end up touching the sides of the bowl.
Cats are also snobby demanding assholes. The cats have a bowl of food, it's left out all day long. I fill it every morning super full. And every evening Ninja has to whine at me and sit by the bowl and cry and whine. I'll finally get up to see if they have food or not. Half of a bowl of food left.
So what's his problem? He wants me to top it off for him. He wants NEW food. And I give in because I want him to shut up.
I don't know who the owner is in this situation anymore.
I had always wondered why they do this. Turns out it's because it bugs them to have their whiskers touch anything while eating. If they are trying to eat out of the bottom of their bowl, their whiskers end up touching the sides of the bowl.
Our cats have long whiskers but not that long. I feed them out of a dog bowl, it's really wide.
They just think they're fancy. My fat boy eats his food one piece at a time and Ninja whines when he doesn't have a fresh supply. Junkies.
I had always wondered why they do this. Turns out it's because it bugs them to have their whiskers touch anything while eating. If they are trying to eat out of the bottom of their bowl, their whiskers end up touching the sides of the bowl.
Our cats have long whiskers but not that long. I feed them out of a dog bowl, it's really wide.
They just think they're fancy. My fat boy eats his food one piece at a time and Ninja whines when he doesn't have a fresh supply. Junkies.
Yes, and they rub their teeth on us, too, and my lovey cat gnaws on my fingers and TRIES to do it to my toes like the weirdo she is. She also walks all over me, purring her head off, when I'm sound asleep, just so I can move my arm so she can nestle right in there. My other cat will "bite" (really tooth) you if you're not petting her.
Cats don't have lips, like a person. How is the cat blowing on your eye lashes? It can breathe on them...but there's no blowing happening.
Ah, this makes sense. Yes, she must be breathing on them? Like maybe she is inhaling and exhaling really hard? I don't know...it's really weird and wakes me up from a dead sleep.
Lol, she's probably sticking her nose near you and breathing out. But the idea of a cat sitting there, with human lips, blowing on eyelashes is comical.