The ongoing saga of the manties

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I did not swim at lunch today because I needed to get a run in, but my friend did.  He believes he saw Manties today, but he was not wearing his white boxer briefs.  What he was wearing was black and did appear to be made of swimsuit material, but according to my friend, it had string bikini-style sides and not enough cheek coverage.



The fuck, man? What is so hard about buying a motherfucking swimsuit that properly covers your ass?

I am seriously considering swimming a little bit earlier during the day to avoid him.

[Brit]

Are you in DC or New Jersey? Yikes!

[mcc]

I was going to ask if you live in Europe. You should put together a fund for buying Mr. Manties some proper swim attire.

[Brit]

Jul 10, 2013 13:53:16 GMT -5 mcc said:

I was going to ask if you live in Europe. You should put together a fund for buying Mr. Manties some proper swim attire.

It will be like TOMS Shoes. One for one. Every purchase you make will help someone in need. Appropriate swimsuits for all!

[Wines Not Whines]

Yikes!

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Jul 10, 2013 13:59:03 GMT -5 Brit said:

Jul 10, 2013 13:53:16 GMT -5 mcc said:

I was going to ask if you live in Europe. You should put together a fund for buying Mr. Manties some proper swim attire.

It will be like TOMS Shoes. One for one. Every purchase you make will help someone in need. Appropriate swimsuits for all!

LOL.

I briefly considered buying a cheap pair of swim trunks to carry with me and give to this guy the next time I see him.  Of course, that would require me getting WAY too close to him!

[trigal]

Did you ever get a reply to your email?

[jene]

Jul 10, 2013 13:59:03 GMT -5 Brit said:

Jul 10, 2013 13:53:16 GMT -5 mcc said:

I was going to ask if you live in Europe. You should put together a fund for buying Mr. Manties some proper swim attire.

It will be like TOMS Shoes. One for one. Every purchase you make will help someone in need. Appropriate swimsuits for all!

(heart)

[hannahb]

I think there might be something legitimately wrong with this guy, beyond just not caring. Keep up the posts though, they are entertaining!

[clseale]

Jul 10, 2013 13:53:16 GMT -5 mcc said:

I was going to ask if you live in Europe. 

Yeah, I was going to ask if she knew if he was foreign. It sounds like it could be a cultural thing.

[mcc]

Jul 11, 2013 7:50:48 GMT -5 clseale said:

Jul 10, 2013 13:53:16 GMT -5 mcc said:

I was going to ask if you live in Europe. 

Yeah, I was going to ask if she knew if he was foreign. It sounds like it could be a cultural thing.

Agreed, but assimilation, yo.  And laws against showing your peeper in public