I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.

[margotmacomber]

I so feel you on this.  I once stood vigil on a giant mosquito in our condo (under a blanket peeking out) waiting for DH to come home and kill it.  Bugs are bad, but a lost and rampant bug is worse.  I'm not exaggerating. 

[Deleted]

Yeah. This happened to us once. We tore the house apart looking for the sucker. Found it an hour later. Shudder.

Effin' south dude.

[margotmacomber]

Also this is why I wish @scottydeux was my sister wife.  She would hunt all the bugs down and gently replace them outside.

[texassmith]

This happened to us a few weeks ago after we had our quarterly pest control treatment done. Apparently one thought it could escape by coming in the house. Think again, bitch.

I slept completely submerged under the covers that night, head and all.

[Deleted]

I wouldn't be able to sleep knowing that it was still somewhere inside. I'd have to tear everything apart to find it.

[margotmacomber]

Jul 17, 2013 22:24:47 GMT -5 loonylunalovegood said:

Jul 17, 2013 22:23:58 GMT -5 margotmacomber said:

Also this is why I wish @scottydeux was my sister wife.  She would hunt all the bugs down and gently replace them outside.

I love you Scotty, BUT WE DO NOT REPLACE FLYING ROACHES! Nope, no way, no-uh.

LOL.  When I was stationed in GA and those terrible things would crawl/fly into the company office I would do push ups rather than kill them.  Seriously.  I told my higher ups that I would NOT stomp them because they would squish under my boots and my awesome superiors would accept ten pushups and then kill it themselves.   Fucking gross.

[hisno1girl]

Jul 17, 2013 22:23:58 GMT -5 margotmacomber said:

Also this is why I wish @scottydeux was my sister wife.  She would hunt all the bugs down and gently replace them outside.

I reqlly don't like killing bugs either but i draw the line at flyging roaches (TY God for not letting those things live in MI and june bugs).  I'd light that bitch on fire and clapmwhile it burned to death.

I dont know why this is in italics.

[lucky513]

I heard they like the smell of fresh nail polish

[hisno1girl]

Jul 17, 2013 22:31:59 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

I feel so left out in the summer. There are no bugs here, or heat.

Considermyourself lucky.

I one had two or three junebugs in my fucking hair and I literally peed myself and had the hiccups for three days, they scared me so bad. 

[CityLights]

Oh God NO. Ever since hurricane sandy flooding we have seen a few huge roaches here and there in our apt. Our lease is up and we are moving....because I am so terrified of them and live in fear of finding one, lol. Thankfully, I can escape them. I couldn't deal with living in the south where they are pretty much inevitable.

[polka]

Jul 17, 2013 22:33:03 GMT -5 lucky513 said:

I heard they like the smell of fresh nail polish

*makes note to NEVER polish my nails, again*   Omg!

[TrudyCampbell]

I've camped out in my living room before for this very reason.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

[margotmacomber]

Jul 17, 2013 22:49:59 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Jul 17, 2013 22:34:31 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

Considermyourself lucky.

I one had two or three junebugs in my fucking hair and I literally peed myself and had the hiccups for three days, they scared me so bad. 

I was laughed out of here for crying because there was a tick on my neck.  

I cried for at least 30 minutes.

[lucky513]

Jul 17, 2013 22:39:08 GMT -5 polka said:

Jul 17, 2013 22:33:03 GMT -5 lucky513 said:

I heard they like the smell of fresh nail polish

*makes note to NEVER polish my nails, again*   Omg!

I was just fucking with Luna 

no truth to what just posted

[polka]

Jul 17, 2013 22:56:23 GMT -5 lucky513 said:

Jul 17, 2013 22:39:08 GMT -5 polka said:

*makes note to NEVER polish my nails, again*   Omg!

I was just fucking with Luna 

no truth to what just posted

I don't know whether to hate you or love you right now.

[Marle]

Oh man! I'm sorry! I live in FL. I know.

Here I hope this cheers you up.

questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2490

[margotmacomber]

Jul 17, 2013 23:21:01 GMT -5 HRH Queen Dick I, Orphan said:

Jul 17, 2013 22:53:22 GMT -5 margotmacomber said:

I was laughed out of here for crying because there was a tick on my neck.  

I cried for at least 30 minutes.

that wasn't me though! i only laugh at spider-phobes. 

I am also a spider phobe     I suck at life.

[mirandahobbes]

I'd be sleeping in the furthest room from the bug with nylons over my head.