WTF Am I lactating Gatorade?!

[kams]

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I just took my shirt off post run. WTF ARE THESE MARKS?

im pretty sure it's color transfer from my bra, but I'm sort of LOLing because it looks like my boobs are leaking the Adidas symbol in red electrolyte drinks.

[breezy8407]

LOL. How awesome if you were lactating sugary goodness.

I've had that happen with colors bleeding from sweat. Not in that particular area though

[juliahenry]

Man, I hope that's color transfer. If not, you're about to give birth to a color run.

[kams]

Jul 19, 2013 13:52:21 GMT -5 juliahenry said:

Man, I hope that's color transfer. If not, you're about to give birth to a color run.

Omg, you win. I horked recovery shake into my nose when I read that.

[clseale]

My first thought was, "OMG, her nipples are bleeding"...but I'm pretty sure you'd be aware of that without me telling you. I'm going to guess color transfer.

[mcc]

I had this happen today too. It didn't stain my shirt but the towel at the gym turned pink

[kams]

clseale - I walked in the door and my H yelled "you're bleeding! Your boobs are bleeding!" I checked right away. He scared the dogs and DD, lol.

mcc - seriously?! In the same spot? Color transfer for you or am I actually leaking my red accelerade?!

I haven't nursed in nearly a year, so I'm baffled.

[MrsE]

Jul 19, 2013 13:52:21 GMT -5 juliahenry said:

Man, I hope that's color transfer. If not, you're about to give birth to a color run.

LOL LOL

[mcc]

Jul 19, 2013 14:16:41 GMT -5 kams said:

clseale - I walked in the door and my H yelled "you're bleeding! Your boobs are bleeding!" I checked right away. He scared the dogs and DD, lol.

mcc - seriously?! In the same spot? Color transfer for you or am I actually leaking my red accelerade?!

I haven't nursed in nearly a year, so I'm baffled.

Not in the same spot.  I lactate beer based on how much I drink though.

[runblondie26]

That's funny stuff right there.

[jordylee]

Jul 19, 2013 13:52:21 GMT -5 juliahenry said:

Man, I hope that's color transfer. If not, you're about to give birth to a color run.

Pretty sure this is my favorite comment ever!

[zoidberg]

You could make a fortune providing post-race hydration to a very specific clientele.

[kellina]

Jul 19, 2013 13:52:21 GMT -5 juliahenry said:

Man, I hope that's color transfer. If not, you're about to give birth to a color run.

Bwah haha!!!

[kams]

Jul 19, 2013 19:11:21 GMT -5 zoidberg said:

You could make a fortune providing post-race hydration to a very specific clientele.

Omg hilarious!

[kams]

So, my H is ROLLING because I let him read this. Rolling. 

He keeps saying that the "adidas symbol" on my boobs is just like when people find Jesus in their oatmeal, lmao!

[zoidberg]

Athletic pilgrims will travel from far and wide to gaze at your boob sweat.

[katinthehat]

If you start farting clouds of neon powder, get that shit checked out yo