Why men don't give birth...

[skiesthelimit]

DH and I just applied for term life insurance.  They sent a nurse to do some blood work and take our BP and stuff.  DH had never had his blood taken before.  I have been getting texts all day about how he is "sooooo tired" and "soooo weak" because the nurse took too much blood.  ^o)

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Oh! We're getting life insurance policies; I wonder if we'll have to do blood tests. My husband will skip being sooo tired and will just die on the spot.

[dixeedeluxe]

HAHAHAHA, THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!

[muppetinma]

I would rather give birth to 28 children than let DH give birth to one. I would send him away to a home for the 40 weeks, just so I wouldn't have to deal with the whiny pity party. Thank god, if he happened to get pregnant, that means I could drink. There would be no way to make it through his pregnancy without being drunk.

[carawestt]

Haha men whine about everything!

[imimahoney]

Haha, my Dh is the same! We just had our exams and blood tests for our term policy and he said the same as your Dh. Wimps!!

[biblionerd]

lmao. men are wusses

[skiesthelimit]

Apparently he has to call in sick tomorrow and can't clean the kitchen tonight because he's so weak from the blood loss.

[sunshineluv]

Jul 22, 2013 17:45:22 GMT -5 skiesthelimit said:

Apparently he has to call in sick tomorrow and can't clean the kitchen tonight because he's so weak from the blood loss.

Lol! But I admit I give DH a run for his money on the being whiney while knocked up. He would be worse though, and admits it.

[bebeetmoi]

LOL! 

[rxbeth]

Jul 22, 2013 17:45:22 GMT -5 skiesthelimit said:

Apparently he has to call in sick tomorrow and can't clean the kitchen tonight because he's so weak from the blood loss.

Are you effing serious?  That is ridiculous.

[Deleted]

OMG that's fantastic!!

[skiesthelimit]

Jul 22, 2013 20:03:52 GMT -5 rxbeth said:

Jul 22, 2013 17:45:22 GMT -5 skiesthelimit said:

Apparently he has to call in sick tomorrow and can't clean the kitchen tonight because he's so weak from the blood loss.

Are you effing serious?  That is ridiculous.

Not kidding. He went to bed at 7 because he was "so exhausted". He's convinced it's because of the blood test. He's redonculous.

[rxbeth]

Jul 22, 2013 20:13:35 GMT -5 skiesthelimit said:

Jul 22, 2013 20:03:52 GMT -5 rxbeth said:

Are you effing serious?  That is ridiculous.

Not kidding. He went to bed at 7 because he was "so exhausted". He's convinced it's because of the blood test. He's redonculous.

I hope you realize this means I can't come to the Niagara GTG anymore.  I wouldn't be able to contain myself from callig him a pussy.  I JUST WOULDN'T!!!!

[skiesthelimit]

Jul 22, 2013 21:02:09 GMT -5 rxbeth said:

Jul 22, 2013 20:13:35 GMT -5 skiesthelimit said:

Not kidding. He went to bed at 7 because he was "so exhausted". He's convinced it's because of the blood test. He's redonculous.

I hope you realize this means I can't come to the Niagara GTG anymore.  I wouldn't be able to contain myself from callig him a pussy.  I JUST WOULDN'T!!!!

Lol I've been calling him one all day.

[rxbeth]

And then I would mock his accent and he would cry. j/k

[skiesthelimit]

Jul 22, 2013 21:17:49 GMT -5 rxbeth said:

And then I would mock his accent and he would cry. j/k

LMAO

[UnicornDog]

LOL! They take two or three little tubes, right?

[skiesthelimit]

Jul 23, 2013 10:02:17 GMT -5 UnicornDog said:

LOL! They take two or three little tubes, right?

2 whole tubes... lol