Stellar parenting award

[claralou]

The board's kinda heavy tonight....

We took C out to dinner tonight to a reasonably nice restaurant. H dropped his fork on the floor and muttered "shit!" as he picked it up. 5 min later, the waiter puts C's bowl of pasta in front of her and I prompt "can you say thanks?" to which she responds with a rather gleeful "I see shit!". The waiter's expression was mortifying.

Anyone else got some recent stellar parenting stories to share?

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Ha ha ha. Thats awesome. When I was 2, I guess I wanted honey on my toast and my mom was telling me that the honey jar was empty. When she showed me the said jar, I looked into it and said "Awww, shit". My dad always swore.

[heyjojo]

I taught Silas how to pick his nose because I thought it would be funny and cute. It is funny and cute, but now he does it alllll the time and also tries to pick other peoples noses.

[Regina Philange]

We were in target today buying a new bedspread. L was losing his cool so I took him out of the cart for a bit. Louie was playing w a little avengers ball and he chucks it right at this man's balls/privates.

It obviously didn't hurt the guy since the ball weighed nothing but omg. Awkward.

[imimahoney]

HAHA, that is hilarious. I curse all of the time in front of Ari. I need to shut my mouth before it bites me in the butt.

[rjamz]

Amazing! I need to lay off on the cursing

[musiclover]

I taught Adam a funny butt slapping dance move like a year ago, he has not forgotten and does it often. Oops.

[The Foozzler]

Well, aside from the fact that H has dropped Tyler twice this weekend...

When Tyler says "all done," he sounds exactly like the kid in Meet the Fockers that says asshoooole. He says it as alllllllllll duh. Sounds the same,

[UnicornDog]

LOL.

I asked E to give me a kiss at lunch today. She smashed food up my nose instead, then pointed and laughed at me. Everybody at the next table was looking, too.

[vthokie]

Nice! I have a friend sho started saying peanutbutter right after she said a swear word, so it was harder to mimic. I need to stop swearing so much. It will help that school starts soon, so I have to reel it in anyways. I don't see myself saying shitpeanutbutter on the regular.

A did learn how to verbalize NO today. She's been shaking her head for a while, but today it was nonononononono. ALL. FREAKING. (<------see what I did there!!)DAY.

[wildcatprincess]

When I give Riley Pirate Booty at home I sing a line from Miss New Booty (booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere). It's a totally not kid appropriate song, if you haven't heard it. At the store I pointed at the Booty display and said "Look what we almost forgot!" and she started dancing around singing booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere. The stock boys laughed so hard, I could still hear them laughing after we left the aisle.

[thedahliharpa]

LOL!

H threw me a "skew you heady head" tonight under her breath. Heady head is something she made up. Uh, skew you means her hearing is REALLY good

[claralou]

CH! These are all hilarious!