Screw you judgy nanny

[rjamz]

J and I were at the playground this morning and there was a nanny there questioning every fucking thing I was doing.

I gave him a container of blackberries: "no! He's going to choke on them!"

He got wet playing with the fountain: "I can't believe your mommy didn't put you in a bathing suit"

He started crawling somewhere: "give him your hand he wants to walk"

He started crying bc I took him away from the gate he was playing with "you shouldn't have let him play with the gate, he obviously closed it on his hand." He did not. He pooped and I wanted to change it at home.

She needs to be cunt punted.

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[Deleted]

Are you serious?! OMG that is so annoying. Did you say anything back?

[katfco]

Wow. How did you respond to her? Was she one of those older ladies who thinks she's entitled to know everything and tell everyone they're doing it wrong?

[raynes]

WTF? Seriously lady, mind yer own effing business.

[mumegs]

OMG this makes me stabby just reading it!

[rjamz]

I gave her a nasty look and walked away

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[JuliaGulia]

What a bitch.

[muppetinma]

CUNT PUNCH!!

[chasbride07]

Ew - she deserves a throat punch

[TrudyCampbell]

What a jerk! My H has off today and took V to the park. He said he noticed a total split btw awesome nannies and jerk nannies.

[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jul 29, 2013 14:37:07 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

Did you tell her to shut her stupid whore mouth? Because I would have.

Guys, can we please pick fights with nannies at our GTG? Please please please?

[rubber pants]

How did you restrain yourself from telling her to eat a bag of dicks?

[rjamz]

Jul 29, 2013 14:44:30 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

What a jerk! My H has off today and took V to the park. He said he noticed a total split btw awesome nannies and jerk nannies.

Yes! I love the awesome nannies. There's one who works for a family that movrd to this area a month ago and she's amazing. She totally loves the kid and she's so sweet to.Jamie (and me!)

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[rjamz]

Jul 29, 2013 14:48:50 GMT -5 rubber pants said:

How did you restrain yourself from telling her to eat a bag of dicks?

If I see her tomorrow and she does the same thing I totally will.

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[rjamz]

Jul 29, 2013 14:48:05 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Jul 29, 2013 14:37:07 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

Did you tell her to shut her stupid whore mouth? Because I would have.

Guys, can we please pick fights with nannies at our GTG? Please please please?

Only if you act as translator for the nice German dad on the playground

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[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jul 29, 2013 14:55:49 GMT -5 rjamz said:

Jul 29, 2013 14:48:05 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Guys, can we please pick fights with nannies at our GTG? Please please please?

Only if you act as translator for the nice German dad on the playground

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Alright ... but then I want some of you to take off your hoop earrings and wail on some nanny ass.

[rjamz]

Jul 29, 2013 14:58:31 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Jul 29, 2013 14:55:49 GMT -5 rjamz said:

Only if you act as translator for the nice German dad on the playground

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Alright ... but then I want some of you to take off your hoop earrings and wail on some nanny ass.

I'm not sure I have hoop earings....

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[Dorothy Zbornak]

Jul 29, 2013 15:04:10 GMT -5 @therealmc said:

Jul 29, 2013 14:58:31 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Alright ... but then I want some of you to take off your hoop earrings and wail on some nanny ass.

I'll even put some vaseline on my face.  What bitches?

CH!

[bean47]

What a bitch! She needs to mind her own business.

[carawestt]

Ew. Who the hell was watching the kids she was in charge of while she was bitching at you?

[rjamz]

Jul 29, 2013 15:50:04 GMT -5 carawestt said:

Ew. Who the hell was watching the kids she was in charge of while she was bitching at you?

Lol, no one. Good point. It was an older little girl, to be fair

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[claralou]

As someone with a nanny, I would fire her ass immediately for ever speaking to anyone like that. Who the hell does she think she is? I'm ready to rumble at the GTG.

[creamsiclechica]

Damn it, I want to come to throw down! Fisticuffs for ALL the bitches!

[dojo]

Be thankful you only had to deal with her for a short time. Imagine if you were PAYING her to judge you full time as your nanny.

[bebeetmoi]

Did you say something? Because I would have absolutely have said something. That is BS! She should have been so concerned with her charge instead of commenting on J's every move.

[jenbelle]

I'm ready to come to the GTG just to smack some nanny-ass!!!!!

[rjamz]

Jul 29, 2013 19:20:42 GMT -5 bebeetmoi said:

Did you say something? Because I would have absolutely have said something. That is BS! She should have been so concerned with her charge instead of commenting on J's every move.

I did not. I conveyed my displeasure with a nasty look, but if she's there again tomorrow ill definitely say something

[monkeybabe]

I would have gone off on her. What a bitch.

[Beener]

Jul 29, 2013 15:08:08 GMT -5 rjamz said:

Jul 29, 2013 14:58:31 GMT -5 Dorothy Zbornak said:

Alright ... but then I want some of you to take off your hoop earrings and wail on some nanny ass.

I'm not sure I have hoop earings....

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rjamz that lady would have made me lose my cool.

As for the hoop earrings, my husband is a huge fan of the saying, "the bigger the hoop, the bigger the whore." So maybe its a good thing you don't own hoop earrings! (FTR, I don't either)

[devotchka]

Wow, I would have told her to mind her fucking business. How rude!