The third worst pest control thing has happene

[dojo]

Ok, as you know the first worst pest control thing to ever happen would be if my cat dropped a dead mouse on my face while I slept.  

The second worst thing that could happen would be for her to leave it in my bed and then for me to get into bed unwittingly.

The third worst thing is as follows and it HAPPENED.  I came up stairs to change before doing some work on the house and when I threw my shirt on the bed it landed six inches from a dead mouse left as a gift for me like a fucking horse head in my bed.  Fuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkkety fuck fuck fuck.  So fucking disgusting.

Luckily we have a washer that has its own water heater that heats water just shy of the temperature of the sun and has a sanitize setting and luckily DH came and disposed of it for me and luckily the exterminator came today.  $226 of the best spent money ever.

[bean47]

Ick, I would have freaked too. I hope this is the last if your pest problems!

[Deleted]

Ew. Ew ew ew. Ew.

[rjamz]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

[formerlyllizzyb]

Omg I'm sorry

[imimahoney]

YUCKKKKKKK.

Growing up we had a bird that my cat loved to stalk. One day my dad came home to find my cat eating the bird in his bed. So effing gross.

[spaghetticat]

Oh man. That is awful. But I must say, you are a great storyteller. I hope there are no more presents in your future!

[rjamz]

When we had a beagle he once found a dead pigeon and brought it to my mom all proud. My mom was like "nuh uh, I know you didn't kill that, you found it. Stop pretending" (he was waaaaay to lazy to have killed a bird)

[helicase]

Ew, that is really gross. But at least you have cats. Imagine that mouse running over you as you slept. Ew ew ew. Be glad it was dead. Exterminator, STAT.

[charmediamsure]

This will haunt my dreams forever.

[browneyedhunni85]

He is showing you his trophy.

I hate mice!

[carawestt]

Ew!

[kandrze1]

Eww! I'm so sorry that sounds traumatizing. I'm glad you got the exterminator there!
When I was a teenager, I worked in a barn and helped take care of the horses. This one lady used to always bring her dog to the barn to go riding in the fields and the dog brought back a ground hog every single time to drop at my feet. It was so gross.

[Beener]

So gross but your cat really does love you! Cute in a sick way!

[raynes]

One morning I walked out of our bedroom to pee and stepped on what I thought was a water bowl drowned cat toy. Because it was small, dark ad squished a bit under my foot.

Yeah, it was a decapitated mouse.

[charmediamsure]

Jul 29, 2013 20:33:14 GMT -5 raynes said:

One morning I walked out of our bedroom to pee and stepped on what I thought was a water bowl drowned cat toy. Because it was small, dark ad squished a bit under my foot.

Yeah, it was a decapitated mouse.

No.  NO.  I don't have any cats that thirst for mouse blood, but I will never sleep again.