hmmmm I wonder who would win the slutty Olympics here? . . .
I definitely think I would be a front runner. Â
Lol meeeeee tooooo.
Fact: My dad looks almost exactly like Billy Joel. He's gotten mistaken for him a lot, especially this one time in Disney World when someone made a huge deal out of it. I'll never tell him you sucked your thumb though.
Post by TrudyCampbell on Jul 30, 2013 20:54:03 GMT -5
creamsiclechica and other my FIL looks a lot like Ron Burgundy. He has sadly shaved his mustache now but I am trying to find a pic of him with it for you...
creamsiclechica and other my FIL looks a lot like Ron Burgundy. He has sadly shaved his mustache now but I am trying to find a pic of him with it for you...
Fact: My dad looks almost exactly like Billy Joel. He's gotten mistaken for him a lot, especially this one time in Disney World when someone made a huge deal out of it. I'll never tell him you sucked your thumb though.
Ummm, I just added your dad to my list. Whoops! Sorry to gross you out.
I seriously cannot find any good pictures of my Dad on here, but here's one you can kind of see what I mean
But the album cover for The Stranger is the SPITTING image of my dad when he was young, like it looks like my dad at my parents wedding, but I have no pics of it here! lol
I had a short but colorful run in student council. I won my spot as school historian in 5th grade with a campaign speech that included taking Polaroids and throwing them into the crowd, was student body President in 6th grade, was a representative in the 7th grade after giving a speech on a chair because I couldn't be seen over the podium and then was crushed when I lost the 8th grade election for President and promptly fell to the bottom of the adolescent social ladder forever. :-)
I guess we'll never know where H gets her flare for the dramatic.
I was engaged at a YOUNG age. Then when I was dumped like a schmuck, I had one night stands or FWB. I didnt get into another serious relationship till DH.
I was in Musical Theatre for years @chelsmonster !
I almost played Rugby professionally (Team Canada, What! What! )
I moved 16 times I think in 7ish years? I would have to count.... but a lot.
I seriously cannot find any good pictures of my Dad on here, but here's one you can kind of see what I mean
But the album cover for The Stranger is the SPITTING image of my dad when he was young, like it looks like my dad at my parents wedding, but I have no pics of it here! lol
I have a thing for sexy bald men. Â
This is cracking me up! I'll have to let him know he's still got it!
CH I love this. If the premise of this board weren't family and all that, I'd challenge you to a slore-off. And this one would have nothing to do with probie GTGs.Â
We were at the state fair and i wanted to ride in the same car as my brother. He however did not want to ride with me. I suddenly realized that he had climbed into a different car so i got out of mine and was headed to his. The operator didnt see me get out of my car and started the ride as i was walking to my brothers car. So one of the cars knocked me down and it ran over my leg. No permanent damage or anything but definately freaked me and my mom out! And my brother did feel a little bad!
I had a short but colorful run in student council. I won my spot as school historian in 5th grade with a campaign speech that included taking Polaroids and throwing them into the crowd, was student body President in 6th grade, was a representative in the 7th grade after giving a speech on a chair because I couldn't be seen over the podium and then was crushed when I lost the 8th grade election for President and promptly fell to the bottom of the adolescent social ladder forever. :-)
I guess we'll never know where H gets her flare for the dramatic.
In college me and my roommates created the "slutty olympics" and we were awarded points for all sorts of slutty things. Once you made out with a boy 3 times you could no longer collect points from him unless you made out with someone else inbetween.
The highest point value was for anal sex. Things like "walk of shame" had points too.Â
I was awarded the silver medal.
We have the whole slutty olympics notebook buried in the floorboards of the attic in my old college house.
Dear lord, your buddy Tina Fey needs to make this an addendum to her prayer for her daughter "May my daughter never ever join a slutty Olympic team with her roomates".
Also, Mr. Campbell doesn't strike me as a one night stand guy!
Post by monkeybabe on Jul 30, 2013 23:53:41 GMT -5
One of our friends got internet ordained 2 weeks before our wedding, because our officiant dumped us a month out because she double booked our wedding day and didn't give herself enough time to travel between locations. We were so easy that she felt the other couple needed her more. I was like, "Bitch, you're kind of important to the whole legal wedding thing. I think we need you equally as much."
I can move my right eye independently of my left. I used to intentionally piss of my grandma with it.
I dated brothers in HS. I dated the younger one because I wanted his brother and thought I had no chance. I ended up losing my virginity to the older brother. He also turned out to be crazy.
I can't believe I'm admitting this on the internet, but I was a clown in jr. high. We had the band, dance, team, color guard, and clowns as part of our "circus." I'm not proud of it, but it happened. Try not to judge me to badly!
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Post by pippilongstocking on Jul 31, 2013 5:43:34 GMT -5
I'm left handed but I cannot cut/use a scissor with my left hand at all. One day in first grade I put the scissor in my right hand I have been cutting right handed ever since. My teachers in kindy/first grade thought I was a bit special.
I need to do some shout outs: @therealmc I wish I had that good of a Billy Joel story. Alas, I just loved him from afar.
LOL@trudycampbell!
I grew up in a log cabin in the country. I got mad at....something.... One day and declared I hated this "house of sticks" packed a suitcase and tried to run away. Except it was dark and I was afraid of the woods so I just say on our porch for hours.
I'm left handed but I cannot cut/use a scissor with my left hand at all. One day in first grade I put the scissor in my right hand I have been cutting right handed ever since. My teachers in kindy/first grade thought I was a bit special.
I can't believe I'm admitting this on the internet, but I was a clown in jr. high. We had the band, dance, team, color guard, and clowns as part of our "circus." I'm not proud of it, but it happened. Try not to judge me to badly!
I then went on to be head cheerleader in high school. That made it much better!
Here's me in my one and only clown experience, with my uncle and sister, who refused to wear a costume.
I'm left handed but I cannot cut/use a scissor with my left hand at all. One day in first grade I put the scissor in my right hand I have been cutting right handed ever since. My teachers in kindy/first grade thought I was a bit special.
I played donkey polo in Mexico.
I was scanning the thread and all I saw was donkey and Mexico. There was a record screech and I went back to read more carefully.
I can't believe I'm admitting this on the internet, but I was a clown in jr. high. We had the band, dance, team, color guard, and clowns as part of our "circus." I'm not proud of it, but it happened. Try not to judge me to badly!
I then went on to be head cheerleader in high school. That made it much better!
Here's me in my one and only clown experience, with my uncle and sister, who refused to wear a costume.
I'm left handed but I cannot cut/use a scissor with my left hand at all. One day in first grade I put the scissor in my right hand I have been cutting right handed ever since. My teachers in kindy/first grade thought I was a bit special.
I played donkey polo in Mexico.
I was scanning the thread and all I saw was donkey and Mexico. There was a record screech and I went back to read more carefully.