So I have my annual summer swollen foot today

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I got two skeeter bites on my Achilles tendon yesterday, and now my ankle looks like a log. EVERY SUMMER something bites me on the foot and it's Swellsville. I must be allergic or something. I've been soaking it in HOT water all day today, which really helps. But I'm getting awfully tired of feeling my pulse in my ankle.

ERMERGERD. THOSE FERKEN MERGERTERS!