What are the stupid little things your H does that

[fuckyourcouch]

lol. there is not enough storage on proboards' servers.

[idoinjuly]

Chew food. Any food.

[cuddlyevil]

Play his stupid video game for hours every night and not come downstairs until the kids are in bed. Then tell me it's my problem.

Oh, you said little things...um, he doesn't remove the tea bag from the mug after it's brewed?

[Muddled]

It's to remind you that you need milk, of course.

[Yankees21]

If he makes a sandwich and uses the cheese slicer, he will set the cheese slicer on the counter RIGHT ABOVE the drawer it belongs in. Makes me insane.

[wambam]

Not loading the dishwasher "right" - putting bowls on the lower rack before the bowl section in the top rack is full, and not spreading out the silverware evenly. Corollary: using more bowls in one stack in the cupboard than the other, rendering them uneven.

Leaving water on the sink after he brushes his teeth or shaves. There's a towel within 6 INCHES of the sink - use it, goddamnit!

Moving the remotes/controllers from right next to me on the couch to the side table on the OTHER side of the couch where I cannot reach them.

I probably need anger management.

[TheSeaward]

use the word discombobulated

[W.T.Faulkner]

He sets his alarm purposely early, it's REALLY fucking loud, and he doesn't turn it off. He just goes back to sleep.

One day, I will kill him, and no jury will convict me.

[RoxMonster]

My H will take off his shoes/socks at the end of the day and just leave them wherever he removed them.

He also doesn't rinse out the cap we use for laundry detergent so it gets super sticky and gross.

[tdk2]

Not shutting drawers or cupboards. WTF??

One of the coolest things about having a kid... our anal little kid goes and shuts them behind him. And kind of loudly.

He's actually gotten a little better since she follows behind slamming the cupboards shut. There are still days I walk though and see all the upper cupboards she can't shut are allllllll open. WTF?


*note, I'm SURE i have other ones, but that was the first one that popped into my mind. I might not smash him over it, but if I'm annoyed as fuck about other stuff, it's one of those last straw kind of things.


Oh and he is always looking for his damn keys and wallet. WTF? Keep them in ONE place!(and asks me about them... I totally stopped helping him look a few years ago.)

[littlesthobo]

Puts dishes that still have scraps on them in the sink.
No, H. NO.

[sewf]

Leaves dirty dishes on the counters. Not just next to the sink, I do that, too. But he will cover any available inch of space with dirty dishes so there is no space to make dinner.

[rex]

Aug 1, 2013 15:20:45 GMT -5 idoinjuly said:

Chew food. Any food.

THIS. I have to leave the table sometimes. I cannot handle hearing someone eat. It drives me insane. He is just a loud chewer, poor guy.

[Captain Jack Harkness]

Stacks a billion dishes on top of each other on the drying rack and then never puts them away once they're dry.
Also, not drying off and putting away the pots and pans as soon as he's done washing them. Instead, he usually opts to include them in the aforementioned giant stack in the drying rack.

[Deleted]

tdk, I am your husband. My kid follows behind me and closes stuff too.

[Deleted]

He moves the decorative pillows on the couch and then doesn't put them back. Or if by chance he happens to put them back, they're just tossed on the couch, not lined up neatly like my OCD self likes them to be.

[adhdfashion]

Leaves his dirty underwear on the bathroom floor three feet from the hamper. Kills me.

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[Deleted]

Say we have a quart of skim milk in the fridge that is almost empty, and a new one of a different brand (but still skim milk) that we haven't opened yet.

If he goes to pour a glass of milk, he'll open the new milk because he refuses to mix the "two different milks."

[Kit]

Any chair he sits in at home, he doesn't push in. But, he'll push them in at restaurants or someone else's house.

[stephlove]

Takes his shoes off right in the middle of the doorway, and leaves them. I'm constantly tripping over them.

[dcannie]

he opens the fridge door, peers in and asks where X is, like i magically know where every item is stored. he will not move anything unless prompted.

[cbwm1]

If I have a drink, he'll reach for it, have it half way up to his mouth and then say, "Can I have a sip?"

Also, he says "ink pen." It drives me INSANE. Like, are you 87 years old?!

[hbear]

Put his already washed and folded (by me) laundry away in his closet. It sits in the basket until the next time I need to do laundry, at which point I put his clothes in a pile on his side of the bed.

[pantsparty]

PUTS THE TOILET PAPER ON THE WRONG WAY.

[sneetch]

He manages to drip coffee everywhere when he makes it and never wipes it up.

He also constantly asks me if the dishes in the dishwasher are clean or dirty. We have a motherfucking magnet on the dishwasher that says "Clean/Dirty" to indicate the answer, yet he still asks.

[papie]

He leaves the almost empty milk and juice in the fridge, like with two sips left in it.

He doesn't dry himself properly before walking around after the shower, leaving puddles all over the bathroom floor.

H asks me where everything is, all the time.

He leaves his dirty socks on the floor or on the bed.

He leaves his entire work clothes of the day on the bed, dirty shirt, suit, belt, etc

he leaves hangers on the bed when he gets dressed in the morning. While I am STILL SLEEPING in it.

He refuses to buy produce because he says he doesn't know how to pick and I am too anal. JUST DON'T BUY THE MOLDY BAG OF GRAPES, JACKASS. i am not that picky.

He refuses to take pain meds for headaches (like advil or tylenol) and instead spends the whole day complaining about his headache.

I could go on and on and on. lol

[jane6672]

Aug 1, 2013 15:23:35 GMT -5 W.T.Faulkner said:

He sets his alarm purposely early, it's REALLY fucking loud, and he doesn't turn it off. He just goes back to sleep.

One day, I will kill him, and no jury will convict me.

"I'm going to get up early to work out"

"No, you're not, you're going to sleep through your damn alarm yet again"

"I really am going to get up!!"

[UnderProtest]

Oh so many things.......

Chews with his mouth open and then swear his mouth was closed. Uhmm, no, when I can hear you across the room, your mouth was not closed.

Leaves his shoes, keys, glasses, phone all over the house and then gets mad that the kids get ahold of them.

But the kicker......acts like we don't have two small children to take care of. Oh wait, that isn't small.

[shostakovich]

His chewing should be registered with the CIA as a mechanism of torture.

The other night in bed, he was yawning every thirty seconds, seriously like clockwork. I even counted. I seriously can't explain it, but it was making me bonkers. It's like even in his yawning, he is meticulous.

When he takes his shoes off, he leaves them *right* in front of the door. Because no one ever uses that.

[Deleted]

Aug 1, 2013 15:27:27 GMT -5 adhdfashion said:

Leaves his dirty underwear on the bathroom floor three feet from the hamper. Kills me.

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Not in the hamper? Sorry, boss, looks like they won be getting washed!