I have a flameful

[wannabe]

I can't flame you, because I just tossed similar boxes a few weeks ago.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

I'm only offended because I would have scarfed those fuckers down.

[hisno1girl]

Meh. I found some Thin Mints in the freezer and I gave them away because DH doesn't like them and I'm afraid they would be too tempting.

[delawarejen]

Nooooooooooooo! (Oh well, they were probably stale anyway by now).

(Next time, try the freezer when you buy them.)

[Deleted]

No flames from me.

I had unopened wedding gifts for five years.

[daisybuchannan]

My brother and I were pretty much hysterically laughing at the weird expired stuff we found in our parent's pantry last time we were home.

Anyone need lentil beans circa 1995? I can direct you to them!

[snickers]

I am glad you didn't eat those!!!!!

[beautifulfields12]

Aug 1, 2013 20:23:35 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

No flames from me.

I had unopened wedding gifts for five years.

What?!?! How did you send thank you's?

[Deleted]

This is a flameful thread. LOL.

[angelailovefood]

How did you forget you had cookies? Teach me how to forget!

[Deleted]

Aug 1, 2013 20:29:34 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

Aug 1, 2013 20:23:35 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

No flames from me.

I had unopened wedding gifts for five years.

Still wrapped? With wrapping paper and bows and all that??

In shipping boxes.  We had a fort in an unused room.

I finally opened them when we moved in 2011.

[luvvy]

I have 4 boxes sitting in my pantry from when I was pg with G.

[luvvy]

Come get them! They are all yours.

[zoidberg]

My old boss had a daughter in Girl Scouts. On more than one occasion he brought in 2 year old expired cookies and PEOPLE ATE THEM.

Proof that grad students are little more than raccoons in pants (if you're lucky....).

[mollz007]

Eh I probably would have eaten them (but I would be more likely to eat them as soon as I got them. )

[tdk2]

I just found a box I bought sometime this past autumn or winter, whenever they're sold. I didn't even remember I had them.

I've done that before where I've found ones that were years old.

[pantsparty]

I shun you.

Who the fuck keeps 9 BOXES OF COOKIES that long without eating them?!?!

How big is your pantry???

[Deleted]

Aug 1, 2013 20:21:44 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

Meh. I found some Thin Mints in the freezer and I gave them away because DH doesn't like them and I'm afraid they would be too tempting.

You have some serious will power, woman. Congratulations on doing so awesome with your goals so far! You inspire me!

[hisno1girl]

Aug 1, 2013 21:48:26 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

Aug 1, 2013 20:21:44 GMT -5 hisno1girl said:

Meh. I found some Thin Mints in the freezer and I gave them away because DH doesn't like them and I'm afraid they would be too tempting.

You have some serious will power, woman. Congratulations on doing so awesome with your goals so far! You inspire me!

Some days are harder than others. On Sunday I made tortillas for DH.  Can you even begin to comprehend how good freshly made tortillas smell??  I wanted one soooo bad.  I made DH his tortillas, and took the leftovers to my neighbor.  I wanted to jam them in my face but I didn't.  I can skip cookies and sugar all day long and I'll even allow myself one or two bites of toast or a spoonful of mashed potatoes but I would lose all control with tortillas.

Also. I've learned that eating stuff like sweets or bread just doesn't agree with me anymore. I had a small cupcake last week and got a migraine that made me cry.

Thanks for the positivity!!!

[pantsparty]

Aug 1, 2013 21:50:10 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

Aug 1, 2013 21:47:11 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

I shun you.

Who the fuck keeps 9 BOXES OF COOKIES that long without eating them?!?!

How big is your pantry???

This is our pantry, you be the judge:

Look at this rich bitch with her fancy pantry.

[jennysmitten]

Aug 1, 2013 20:30:28 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Aug 1, 2013 20:29:34 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

Still wrapped? With wrapping paper and bows and all that??

In shipping boxes.  We had a fort in an unused room.

I finally opened them when we moved in 2011.

Were they anything good?

[Deleted]

Aug 1, 2013 21:59:47 GMT -5 jennysmitten said:

Aug 1, 2013 20:30:28 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

In shipping boxes.  We had a fort in an unused room.

I finally opened them when we moved in 2011.

Were they anything good?

Decorative bowl
Vases
Plates
Serving stuff
Silverware
Toaster oven

[Deleted]

Aug 1, 2013 22:17:50 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

Aug 1, 2013 22:12:36 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Decorative bowl
Vases
Plates
Serving stuff
Silverware
Toaster oven

And who were they from?

White people who don't know that you give Taiwanese people cash.  LOL.

[juliagoulia]

I would have eaten those and I would not have been ashamed of it.

Who are we kidding- I would have eaten them a long time ago. What kind of cyborg are you that you can forget about cookies in your house?

[jennysmitten]

Aug 1, 2013 22:12:36 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Aug 1, 2013 21:59:47 GMT -5 jennysmitten said:

Were they anything good?

Decorative bowl
Vases
Plates
Serving stuff
Silverware
Toaster oven

ahhh. I wish I had registered for tools. Those would have been way more useful.

[Deleted]

What's to expire in a thin mint? The chocolate is like 40% wax and the cookie can't be dissimilar to hard tack.

I mean, I love GS cookies, but lets acknowledge them for what they are here...

[Deleted]

Aug 1, 2013 20:23:35 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

No flames from me.

I had unopened wedding gifts for five years.

I am endlessly impressed by your comments. 

I'm being serious.  

I know I sound ridiculous. 

I stop getting enough oxygen to my brain after midnight and then I get really goofy.  

[Deleted]

Aug 1, 2013 22:05:00 GMT -5 @theycalledherkate said:

I wouldn't eat expired anything, even Thin Mints

They are probably so processed that they would be the same as the day they were manufactured.

[Deleted]

Aug 1, 2013 23:08:18 GMT -5 @imback said:

Aug 1, 2013 20:23:35 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

No flames from me.

I had unopened wedding gifts for five years.

I am endlessly impressed by your comments. 

I'm being serious.  

I know I sound ridiculous. 

I stop getting enough oxygen to my brain after midnight and then I get really goofy.  

LOL.  If you ever met me, you wouldn't be impressed in the least.

[wannabe]

Aug 1, 2013 22:28:18 GMT -5 @misoangry said:

Aug 1, 2013 22:17:50 GMT -5 mekiakoo said:

And who were they from?

White people who don't know that you give Taiwanese people cash.  LOL.

Ahem.