Are you ready for this FB WTF?

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Friend, T, is 25...has 3 or 4 kids. Completely broke...as in, relying on the government for everything.

She posted about birth control options. Here's what she came up as the thread progressed:

Abstinence: She could "probably try, lololol".

The pill: There are so many kind that it's too hard to find free/reduced rate ones.

Condoms: She said "you know how well that works with me"....meaning, what? You're too stupid to remember one?

Nuva ring: Abnormal cells

IUD: She can't do them (?)

Depo: To her, that's "like overdosing".

Her H getting snipped: Nope, he won't.

Getting her tubes tied: Her H would leave her.

DUDE.

[alabasterangel]

O.o

[lucky513]

overdose on the Depo

[louietunes]

Leave her? For getting her tubes tied? Considering he won't wrap it up either, he sounds like a real charmer anyway. And she's just...obviously a smart one.

[mayflowers22]

:-|

[conradtn]

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Jun 18, 2012 19:00:38 GMT -5 louietunes said:

Leave her? For getting her tubes tied? Considering he won't wrap it up either, he sounds like a real charmer anyway. And she's just...obviously a smart one.

I asked her if he'd really leave her and she was like "oh yeah...he says he might want kids one day".

[Bridey]

U have some interesting friends.

[ILikeSloths]

She sounds like a hot mess.

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Jun 18, 2012 20:38:16 GMT -5 Bridey said:

U have some interesting friends.

It's, like, half of my high school class. I totally blame it on the area I grew up in...my sister isn't much better.

[ILikeSloths]

I think you should recommend the Patch or Implanon since she didn't mention them. ;D Although, I'm sure she'll create an excuse for those also.

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Jun 18, 2012 20:59:56 GMT -5 ILikeSloths said:

I think you should recommend the Patch or Implanon since she didn't mention them. ;D Although, I'm sure she'll create an excuse for those also.

I would love to see the excuses!

I crack up when people from HS are all "oh, you live in California...and no kids? Wow...but don't you miss it here?"

Oh, you mean miss the teen pregnancy, the abusive men, the poverty? Yeah, no...I totally miss that. 8-D

[louietunes]

Jun 18, 2012 20:25:27 GMT -5 @otterama said:

Jun 18, 2012 19:00:38 GMT -5 louietunes said:

Leave her? For getting her tubes tied? Considering he won't wrap it up either, he sounds like a real charmer anyway. And she's just...obviously a smart one.

I asked her if he'd really leave her and she was like "oh yeah...he says he might want kids one day".

He married a woman with kids, which means he already has kids.

[alabasterangel]

Double dude.

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There was some drama with her daughter's name, but I don't remember what it was all about...I remember the names being HORRIBLE.

[conradtn]

Is there a Nevaeh?

[lizo11]

This confirms my theory that people should need a license to procreate. I fear for the kid's when they grow up.

[shorty20]

Yikes.

[darkling_glory]

Jun 19, 2012 7:42:20 GMT -5 lizo11 said:

This confirms my theory that people should need a license to procreate. I fear for the kid's when they grow up.

+1

[sapphire bou]

Jun 19, 2012 7:42:20 GMT -5 lizo11 said:

This confirms my theory that people should need a license to procreate. I fear for the kid's when they grow up.

:Y:

Sounds like having another kid is no big deal to her because she doesn't have to pay for the child anyway.

[charitylynne79]

wow just wow

[lizardesque]

I really wish it were harder to breed than not to breed.

[glw]

Lobotomy?

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Jun 19, 2012 13:05:42 GMT -5 glw said:

Lobotomy?

Awww, it's cute how you think either of them has a brain

[kitten]

Jun 19, 2012 13:09:26 GMT -5 @otterama said:

Jun 19, 2012 13:05:42 GMT -5 glw said:

Lobotomy?

Awww, it's cute how you think either of them has a brain

LOL