Sex Talk Friday

[partiallysunny]

We haven't done one of these in awhile. Anyone have anything to share with the class?

[partiallysunny]

I was on the computer the other day, in the history and saw something with "sex" in the title. Curious what my H had been watching, I clicked on it.

Not porn. Well, sort of porn? It was a site that sells instructional DVDs on how to give women amazing orgasms. It was thanking H for filling out a survey.

I'm so befuddled by this.

[Muddled]

Has H been using any new techniques?

[partiallysunny]

You'd think I'd notice, wouldn't you? I'd say, not really, just variations on normal techniques.

Though we have been having more sex...

I figure he filled out a survey to try to win something/get something for free. He does that all the time.

Thinking he payed $50 for instructional videos on how to please me in bed is incomprehensible. Though it is a girl-on-girl video, which he loves.

[gault]

Pup guy and I fooled around next to an elementary school on Tuesday night. It was about 150 feet from the street. Cars whizzing by. It was super dark but we were on a light-colored blanket and I am transluscent pale, so there's a good chance someone glimpsed my ass. Worth it!

I'm headed to his place after work today. There is a good chance the same thing will happen in a corn field tonight. Ah, romance and sexin' in Minnesota.

[Muddled]

You're still living with your parents, aren't you, gault? Lol

PS- I hope you win?

[partiallysunny]

Aug 16, 2013 9:13:35 GMT -5 gault said:

Pup guy and I fooled around next to an elementary school on Tuesday night. It was about 150 feet from the street. Cars whizzing by. It was super dark but we were on a light-colored blanket and I am transluscent pale, so there's a good chance someone glimpsed my ass. Worth it!

I'm headed to his place after work today. There is a good chance the same thing will happen in a corn field tonight. Ah, romance and sexin' in Minnesota.

I need to know how you get yourself in this position. You're just like "come make out with me by this school and maybe other things will happen".

[partiallysunny]

Aug 16, 2013 9:16:54 GMT -5 Muddled said:

You're still living with your parents, aren't you, gault? Lol

PS- I hope you win?

He did just win a car rack, lol. Trying to decide if we're going to sell it or keep it.

[margarita]

Aug 16, 2013 9:16:55 GMT -5 partiallysunny said:

Aug 16, 2013 9:13:35 GMT -5 gault said:

Pup guy and I fooled around next to an elementary school on Tuesday night. It was about 150 feet from the street. Cars whizzing by. It was super dark but we were on a light-colored blanket and I am transluscent pale, so there's a good chance someone glimpsed my ass. Worth it!

I'm headed to his place after work today. There is a good chance the same thing will happen in a corn field tonight. Ah, romance and sexin' in Minnesota.

I need to know how you get yourself in this position. You're just like "come make out with me by this school and maybe other things will happen".

That's what she said. 

[motzie]

We had sex twice last weekend. Big deal in our house lately. It was phenomenal. I miss it.

[partiallysunny]

Aug 16, 2013 9:19:38 GMT -5 motzie said:

We had sex twice last weekend. Big deal in our house lately. It was phenomenal. I miss it.

It always startled me when a have sex two nights in a row. I always think "is this really happening?"

Afterwards I ask if he's dying and this is his way of making the most of the time he has left.

[gault]

Aug 16, 2013 9:16:55 GMT -5 partiallysunny said:

Aug 16, 2013 9:13:35 GMT -5 gault said:

Pup guy and I fooled around next to an elementary school on Tuesday night. It was about 150 feet from the street. Cars whizzing by. It was super dark but we were on a light-colored blanket and I am transluscent pale, so there's a good chance someone glimpsed my ass. Worth it!

I'm headed to his place after work today. There is a good chance the same thing will happen in a corn field tonight. Ah, romance and sexin' in Minnesota.

I need to know how you get yourself in this position. You're just like "come make out with me by this school and maybe other things will happen".

Here's how you get yourself in that position.  Deliberately and with full intention.

[gault]

Aug 16, 2013 9:16:54 GMT -5 Muddled said:

You're still living with your parents, aren't you, gault? Lol

PS- I hope you win?

Yeah.  Basically we fit sessual time into the weekends.  So this weekday thing was big news!

[captainmel]

We haven't had sex lately... I also got really mad at Boyfriend last night because he let River outside, watched him get in a fight with another cat and didn't make him come back inside.

This is how River hurt his last two claws. His one wasn't fully healed. He came home with two bloody claws. Back to the vet. I don't know what Boyfriend was thinking.

Oh, and I guess this isn't really about sex.

[Deleted]

Nada in the DL house this week. hopefully we will catch up this weekend.

[partiallysunny]

Aug 16, 2013 10:45:30 GMT -5 captainmel said:

We haven't had sex lately... I also got really mad at Boyfriend last night because he let River outside, watched him get in a fight with another cat and didn't make him come back inside.

This is how River hurt his last two claws. His one wasn't fully healed. He came home with two bloody claws. Back to the vet. I don't know what Boyfriend was thinking.

Oh, and I guess this isn't really about sex.

That's terrible! I'd be furious!

[margarita]

Aug 16, 2013 10:45:30 GMT -5 captainmel said:

We haven't had sex lately... I also got really mad at Boyfriend last night because he let River outside, watched him get in a fight with another cat and didn't make him come back inside.

This is how River hurt his last two claws. His one wasn't fully healed. He came home with two bloody claws. Back to the vet. I don't know what Boyfriend was thinking.

Oh, and I guess this isn't really about sex.

Aw, I'm sorry Mel. Poor River!

[captainmel]

I was so annoyed at him. It was a very out of character moment too.

River gets really annoying when he has to do things he doesn't want to do. He just follows you around meowing so loudly and he will do it for hours on end. I think Boyfriend just wanted a tiny break and let him out while he was doing laundry.

I also still haven't heard from our vet, which is really strange. I might just take him to the e vet. Goodbye money.

[gault]

While wandering around the mall a few days ago, I found a fredericks of hollywood.

They had a sale on undies so I bought 7 pairs. That's it. They are sexy but not craycray dominatrix or anything.
I told bf I went there and now he's all ooooooooh want to see.

Don't have the heart to tell him I have the poors and didn't buy a corset and garter set or whatever. lol! He'll find out the hard way.

[partiallysunny]

Aug 16, 2013 13:02:35 GMT -5 gault said:

While wandering around the mall a few days ago, I found a fredericks of hollywood.

They had a sale on undies so I bought 7 pairs. That's it. They are sexy but not craycray dominatrix or anything.
I told bf I went there and now he's all ooooooooh want to see.

Don't have the heart to tell him I have the poors and didn't buy a corset and garter set or whatever. lol! He'll find out the hard way.

lol, poor thing. At least he'll be crazy with anticipation.

[captainmel]

Aug 16, 2013 13:02:35 GMT -5 gault said:

While wandering around the mall a few days ago, I found a fredericks of hollywood.

They had a sale on undies so I bought 7 pairs. That's it. They are sexy but not craycray dominatrix or anything.
I told bf I went there and now he's all ooooooooh want to see.

Don't have the heart to tell him I have the poors and didn't buy a corset and garter set or whatever. lol! He'll find out the hard way.

Love!

[bowies]

Well, I already told you I smacked FI in the head with my vibrator on Tuesday night. He was super dramatic about it and wailed "ohhhh my EYEBROW!!!" It was hysterical, and it's become a running joke. I hurt my funny bone the other night and yelled out "Ohhhhh my EYEBROW!!!!" I also threatened to take him upstairs and beat him with my dildo.

Anyways, here's hoping for some more coordinated sex tonight.

[captainmel]

I would be dying Bowies.

[bowies]

He's also super nervous about my parents finding the sex toys while they're dog sitting. My mom is a bit of a Nosy Nellie, though she does know better than to go in my nightstand. So, we'll be locking them in the safe with our birth certificates and social security cards.

[captainmel]

Hopefully it is a fireproof safe bowies.