I always end up in LGBT Households when I've been drinking

[ginger]

True story.

I'm glad my kid is funny because today SUCKED.

3 sucks y'all! Hang on tight!

[melindafelinda]

I have no idea what this means.

[jane6672]

Aug 17, 2013 19:00:15 GMT -5 melindafelinda said:

I have no idea what this means.

I think she clicks the wrong link over there
<-------


Because of poor, drunken coordination.

[ginger]

::deep sigh::

me either...

[ginger]

Aug 17, 2013 19:04:08 GMT -5 frkls said:

amen to 3 sucking. remember when we had such sweet, quiet babies sitting in restaurants on mountains?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

That comes back right?

I mean, she's awesome 3/4 of the time...and then...the horns sprout and I just want to hide. And she's SMART, so she KNOWS what buttons to push.

Hold me!

[Deleted]

LGBT related, I had a sex dream last night about a Cirque type female artist, but when I shimmied her bottoms off, HERPES EVERYWHERE. I woke up in a panic. No to the herpes, please. Gay dream, eh. I had a lot to drink last night.

[Deleted]

Aug 17, 2013 19:16:14 GMT -5 frkls said:

Aug 17, 2013 19:11:55 GMT -5 @bigtowlittletoe said:

LGBT related, I had a sex dream last night about a Cirque type female artist, but when I shimmied her bottoms off, HERPES EVERYWHERE. I woke up in a panic. No to the herpes, please. Gay dream, eh. I had a lot to drink last night.

Exactly.

[Muddled]

So what the heck happened?

[jane6672]

Aug 17, 2013 20:02:26 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

Totally picturing you busting up in some nice lesbian couple's house while they're in the middle of dinner. "SUP ladies?!"

(door bursts open)

"Shit, sorry, you guys must be lesbian, gay, bi, or transgender, right?"

"... yes"

"Dammit, this happens EVERY time!"

[ginger]

Aug 17, 2013 20:02:26 GMT -5 intentionalsnarkshark said:

Totally picturing you busting up in some nice lesbian couple's house while they're in the middle of dinner. "SUP ladies?!"

I'm like, "What's UP! I got a big cock!"

I love Macklemore. I bet this makes me even more awkward.

[Deleted]

This post is cracking me up. I love my sex dreams and am really glad there's never been any herp involved.

[lilafowler]

Aug 17, 2013 18:57:34 GMT -5 ginger said:

True story.

I'm glad my kid is funny because today SUCKED.

3 sucks y'all! Hang on tight!

Fist bump because 3 does suck.

[Deleted]

Aug 17, 2013 20:19:55 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

This post is cracking me up. I love my sex dreams and am really glad there's never been any herp involved.

It was my first herp related dream :blushes: I feel like a girl again. :twirl:

[Deleted]

Also - if it's any consolation, I regularly end up in LBGT and I am almost never drunk.

[jane6672]

Aug 17, 2013 20:21:59 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

Also - if it's any consolation, I regularly end up in LBGT and I am almost never drunk.

Just remember, we love you no matter what, hungrycaterpillar

[ginger]

Aug 17, 2013 20:21:03 GMT -5 lilafowler said:

Aug 17, 2013 18:57:34 GMT -5 ginger said:

True story.

I'm glad my kid is funny because today SUCKED.

3 sucks y'all! Hang on tight!

Fist bump because 3 does suck.

3 might suck, but husbands are FUCKING AWESOME! (another Macklemore reference. Damn. A whole bottle and I'm still coherent. I need to step up my game!).

[FastHands]

Ice on the fringe is so.damn.frosty.

[copperboom]

Aug 17, 2013 20:19:55 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

This post is cracking me up. I love my sex dreams and am really glad there's never been any herp involved.

I had one about Skrillex once. That was unfortunate. 

[ginger]

Aug 17, 2013 20:25:49 GMT -5 loonylunalovegood said:

I end up over there all the time too and wonder where everyone went before I figure it out. I just brush it off.

WTF HE'S NOT CUTE!!!!!


AHHHHHHH>>>>>>TOO CRDRUNKK!

[ginger]

Aug 17, 2013 20:39:30 GMT -5 ginger said:

Aug 17, 2013 20:25:49 GMT -5 loonylunalovegood said:

I end up over there all the time too and wonder where everyone went before I figure it out. I just brush it off.

WTF HE'S NOT CUTE!!!!!


AHHHHHHH>>>>>>TOO CRDRUNKK!

awwwwwwww soooo cuttteeeeee

[FastHands]

Aug 17, 2013 20:29:05 GMT -5 loonylunalovegood said:

Pisssssssssssss.

That's my favorite part. lol

DH is obsessed with "Had a broken keyboard; bought a broken keyboard." Lol

I am partial to "I could by some pro wings, make em cool, sell those l. Sneakerheads'll be like 'awwwww he got the velcro!' " Mostly because I rocked pro wings and that would be HILARIOUS.

[ginger]

Aug 17, 2013 20:36:16 GMT -5 copperboom said:

Aug 17, 2013 20:19:55 GMT -5 hungrycaterpillar said:

This post is cracking me up. I love my sex dreams and am really glad there's never been any herp involved.

I had one about Skrillex once. That was unfortunate. 

WHO ARE YOU copperboom!

aWahat is Skrillex?!

/me googles


AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[ginger]

Aug 17, 2013 20:40:50 GMT -5 FastHands said:

Aug 17, 2013 20:29:05 GMT -5 loonylunalovegood said:

Pisssssssssssss.

That's my favorite part. lol

DH is obsessed with "Had a broken keyboard; bought a broken keyboard." Lol

This was the funniest thing I have EVER Heareaddad!!!!!!

I'm drunk though. Your uuhyhhhhsususbband drunk?!

[FastHands]

He's got swagger. I respect that.

[elleblue]

ginger - I balls you when you're drunk.

[ginger]

Aug 17, 2013 20:42:15 GMT -5 FastHands said:

He's got swagger. I respect that.

Shut up. He's awesome.

Ryan is awesemomer thouhgh. he's prtrtettyl.

[punctuation is mimrportant.

[ginger]

Aug 17, 2013 20:43:04 GMT -5 elleblue said:

ginger - I balls you when you're drunk.

IO suddelntly want to answer everyon ein interpreitvie dance.

O swear I'm loose when I'm sober! WOOWOOWO! A SENTENCELS!

[Deleted]

copperboom I would never dream again.

[FastHands]

Aug 17, 2013 20:44:12 GMT -5 ginger said:

Aug 17, 2013 20:43:04 GMT -5 elleblue said:

ginger - I balls you when you're drunk.

IO suddelntly want to answer everyon ein interpreitvie dance.

O swear I'm loose when I'm sober! WOOWOOWO! A SENTENCELS!

pics or it didn't happen.

[elleblue]

Aug 17, 2013 20:44:12 GMT -5 ginger said:

Aug 17, 2013 20:43:04 GMT -5 elleblue said:

ginger - I balls you when you're drunk.

IO suddelntly want to answer everyon ein interpreitvie dance.

O swear I'm loose when I'm sober! WOOWOOWO! A SENTENCELS!

I have no idea what this is, but it sounds impressive!