I think I need to take a break for a while

[W.T.Faulkner]

because you're all fertile and I'm afraid it'll wear off on my unmarried, broke ass.

ML is in OVAR-drive.  GET IT!? 

(This is why I am alone.)

[Deleted]

You can join me in my bubble. I am not drinking the water around here

[sugarbear]

There will be no more babies in my house. Shop's closed.

[joshlyman]

I'm with ya!

[W.T.Faulkner]

Aug 19, 2013 21:23:09 GMT -5 kevin arnold said:

I was about to start a thread titled "I'm so not pregnant."

You and me, WTF. You and me. I ain't drinking the ML water aaaaaaanytime soon.

One more pregnancy announcement & it might be time to move into the underground shelter, KA.

[pantsparty]

I'm only drinking booze, I hear it keeps the babies away.

[sonrisa]

Stay close to me. I'm pregnant, but apparently I'm good birth control. All the people who want to be pregnant around me are having an awful time of it

[sawyerthedestroyer]

After all of today's announcements I've never been so happy about starting my period.

There may have been a happy dance.

[LeggsBenedict]

someone in one of the threads called it viral and I did a full-on, brow sweat, Cathy "aack!"

NO. DO NOT WANT.

[LeggsBenedict]

Aug 19, 2013 21:55:02 GMT -5 tators said:

Aug 19, 2013 21:44:56 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

I'm only drinking booze, I hear it keeps the babies away.

ha that's how I got tator baby

this is also how my old coworker got her third baby. and probably her first two, really.

[PeonyParty]

NO WAY. This oven is shut off, thanks. I have actually been looking into getting my tubes ties while H has been shopping around for vasectomy doctors. Yes, I am that paranoid.

[Deleted]

I'm not having bebes anytime soon. Unity!

[Deleted]

Aug 19, 2013 21:44:56 GMT -5 pantsparty said:

I'm only drinking booze, I hear it keeps the babies away.

This is Also how we got little Tarzan. Booze cruisin'.

[luvvy]

If I get KU there is a urologist that will have some serious explaining to do.

[Deleted]

Child-free for LYFE!!!!!

[Jermys]

I'm on this train. H had a vasectomy and I'm looking into getting the E sure thingy done to be EXTRA sure. I don't need any whoopsies.

[wannabe]

I'm too old for any more bebes.

[cinnamoncox]

Aug 19, 2013 21:56:52 GMT -5 squirrelymom said:

Aug 19, 2013 21:53:42 GMT -5 nicbreeful said:

This is my plan.  So far, so good!

I'll make a third in this plan. With my kids at 15 and 12, I'm on the downhill slope of this parenting thing.

Well my twins were born when my son was 11.
I thought I was on the downhill slope as well. Ya never know!!

[snickers]

Lol.

[iamgrace]

No more babies here. NO MORE.

[Deleted]

I'm gonna sit with you. No more babies up in here. Ever.

[lightbulbsun]

No babies here, either! I like my DINK life.

[rex]

I think there's something in the water everywhere! I have 6 friends who were pregnant this year and having babies between June and now.

3 of my neighbors are pregnant, one of them with twins.

Everywhere I go I see so many pregnant women.

I am locking everything down once this baby is born lol

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Aug 20, 2013 0:29:02 GMT -5 Jermys said:

I'm on this train. H had a vasectomy and I'm looking into getting the E sure thingy done to be EXTRA sure. I don't need any whoopsies.

NO WOMAN.  NO.  WHAT HAVE I TOLD Y'ALL.

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Also, my factory is shut dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.

[firedancer49]

I took a test last night after I read all the posts. I seriously thought I was going to come here and say "me too." Maybe next time.

[pantsparty]

Oh no, you guys are mistaking me. I'm drinking AND shooting vodka into my uterus. Keeps the environment sterile and baby-free.

[Jermys]

Aug 20, 2013 8:41:47 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

Aug 20, 2013 0:29:02 GMT -5 Jermys said:

I'm on this train. H had a vasectomy and I'm looking into getting the E sure thingy done to be EXTRA sure. I don't need any whoopsies.

NO WOMAN.  NO.  WHAT HAVE I TOLD Y'ALL.

Ohhmm(bligo), I don't know!!!  I probably wasn't listening

[Ohhmm(bligo)]

Aug 20, 2013 17:20:30 GMT -5 Jermys said:

Aug 20, 2013 8:41:47 GMT -5 Ohhmm(bligo) said:

NO WOMAN.  NO.  WHAT HAVE I TOLD Y'ALL.

Ohhmm(bligo), I don't know!!!  I probably wasn't listening

Don't do it.  I was the board guinea pig and I hate it.  Awful, heavy, clotty periods, PMDD, and horrid, worse than labor cramps.  I've seen pictures of them after removal because they got all stretched out and migrated to the uterus and other places (or just got fucking lost).