I would like a carvel cake

[vicky]

That says "congratulations on your divorce!"

I'm single, mothafuckas.

[iamali]

If I could find someone to deliver it I'd send one to you.

Congrats!

[julez]

CONGRATULATIONS!

 <)

[papie]

Wait, is the divorce already official? That was fast!

Congrats!!!!!!

[TrickyBob]

That was fast. That's not a judgement, not at all, I just didn't know it could go that fast.

(hugs) Go out and treat yourself!

[BlackCanary]

Congrats! I'll buy you a drink when I'm in town!

[vicky]

Well, we signed the papers. Now it just has to go through the judge.

I'm cool. It sucks, but definitely not the end of the world.

[speckledfrog]

Damn, that was fast. Enjoy your singlehood!

[my4girls]

holy crap I didn't realize it could be that fast either! Congrats!

[pantsparty]

[Deleted]

I know someone who had a divorce party, like a bachelorette but instead of being a downer (last dick forever) it was very....uplifting (moar dicks!)

Anyway. I'm in support of you having a celebration. To Vicky...to new pages, better things to come, and treating yourself with the respect you should have been given all along.

[vicky]

Aug 20, 2013 11:37:25 GMT -5 AutumnRose25 said:

Aug 20, 2013 11:36:08 GMT -5 vicky said:

Well, we signed the papers. Now it just has to go through the judge.

I'm cool. It sucks, but definitely not the end of the world.

Yesssss

[vicky]

Aug 20, 2013 11:38:57 GMT -5 @missusbee said:

I know someone who had a divorce party, like a bachelorette but instead of being a downer (last dick forever) it was very....uplifting (moar dicks!)

Anyway. I'm in support of you having a celebration. To Vicky...to new pages, better things to come, and treating yourself with the respect you should have been given all along.

That sounds like a blast.

Thank you dear, all of that means a lot to me.

[Muddled]

This could be arranged...

[Deleted]

xoxoxo.

I'd bring the penis straws.

[karyotypic]

Congrats! Today is my three year divorciversary!

[Deleted]

Congrats!

[alicenelson]

:beer: Here's to new beginnings!

[joshlyman]

Congrats!!!

I would totes buy myself a cake lol

[Deleted]

Congrats!!!

[Deleted]

A batch of cupcake girl's monstrosities seems appropriate for a divorce celebration.

[Deleted]

Congrats! Cheers to you and to so many better things to come for you! :drink: (heart)

[Deleted]

Congrats Vicky, I'm glad it was fast. You deserve soo much better in life. If I knew how to do *gif's I would totally put a congratulations dick cake ::here::.

[gmail]

Everyone knows that Fudgie the Whale is where it's at.




On an unrelated note, I made this last weekend and thought that you'd like them.

smittenkitchen.com/blog/2009/11/salted-brown-butter-crispy-treats/

[gogadgetgo]

Fudgie the whale says congrats!

(((Vicky)))

[lime]

Wow, that was fast. I'm glad it went quickly and smoothly.

Congrats!

What did you end up deciding on the culinary school?

[vicky]

Aug 21, 2013 15:12:46 GMT -5 FormerlyRR said:

Well, congrats! But I thought you were in NY? It took me forfuckingever to get a divorce there. Of course it didn't help that the lawyer was incompetent.

I am. We only signed paperwork, we're waiting for it to go through the court. It can take a while for that to happen. 

[messykitchen]

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[wannabe]

I want to send you some happy divorce cookies

Congrats! Now, on with the rest of your life! It'll be awesome.

[mrsgoontz]

Congrats! On to better things - you're amazing.