DD1 is crying because she wants to wear a dress that has stains and I finally gave in and said fine you can wear it. Now she is crying because she wants to wear it without stains. It is for her school open house tonight.
DD2 is in the bath. She is crying because she doesn't want to take a bath. Ok, let's get out. No. Now she is crying because she wants to take a bath. She is sitting in the bathtub.
Is it bad to show up at the school open house smelling of wine? We are walking there.