If you find a mystery deuce on your floor...

[motzie]

It really makes you question everything. While stripping down A to get her into the tub, and cleaning up her poop, I noticed an enormous turd that suddenly appeared next to me on the floor. Did she do that? How could she have done that? Did I do that? Where did it come from?!?!?!

Then rational thought and evidence comes in. Maybe is looking at me horrified, and Ru is nowhere to be seen. I call him and he hightails it straight past me and into the kitchen. Guilty! Now my whole house feels unclean.

[captainmel]

I had a little giggle fit because of this story. Mostly because before River had his tummy surgery he would throw up all over the house so I would find a dried up pile of vomit when I would move furniture or go in the spare room. How long has that been there River?!?

At least you didn't step in it...
Also from personal experience.

[starrieskies]

LOL!

Mystery poop is always disturbing when you find it, and funny when someone else finds it!

[partiallysunny]

"did I do that?"

Hahaha! At least you figured out the mystery.

[neonpink]

hahahah this is the best reading I've had this morning. I am giggling so hard.

[Muddled]

I wish I had seen your face.

[cuddlyevil]

DS #2 is in big boy undies but hasn't quite mastered the art of pulling them down before sitting on the potty. So we had a similar incident on Tuesday.

I feel your pain.