Do you make up weird names...

[ruby412]

for random things? I have a friend, who I like very much. She makes up silly names for things and calls them that to her kiddo, who is about 20 months. For example:

a fan = b.ig w.ind
a cat = meow.mers
a plane = "fl.y in the sk.y"

It's just seems very silly to me! But I'm sure some things I do seem silly to others. Do you do this? If so, what weird names for things do you use?

[sunshineluv]

Poop = boom boom

[TrudyCampbell]

Lol, that is weird.

I tell Violet I'm going to eat her up and then poop her out when I want to play with her again.

[ruby412]

Aug 23, 2013 20:31:39 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

Lol, that is weird.

I tell Violet I'm going to eat her up and then poop her out when I want to play with her again.

Now, girlfriend, THAT is weird!!! Lol!!!

[charmediamsure]

I'm big on nicknames for people (I don't know if I can think of anyone I'm close to that I don't have a ridiculous nickname for), but I don't do nicknames for things. Yeah, that's weird.

[livinreality]

My kid sister always wanted "boots" meaning boobs she just turn 13 and we still say that her toddler way of saying her own name, she does not appreciate either.

DS1 call squirrels skunks, there is no changing his mind, so sometime I I call them skunks now

[thedahliharpa]

Aug 23, 2013 20:31:39 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

Lol, that is weird.

I tell Violet I'm going to eat her up and then poop her out when I want to play with her again.

Etched in my brain forever. LOL.

[thedahliharpa]

We didn't make these up but we adopted them from the girls. H has always called cereal "aya" so we all say it and write it that way on our grocery lists even.
D insists that shoes are "bots" so we've been saying it a lot.

[lolaburns]

I make up bizarre names for things and totally make up words for activities. They seem to center around the word "bee". Like when I use the hand shower to rinse his hair I get him ready by saying " whooooosherBEEE". I have no clue what it is or what it means. I say WhoooooomberBEE" when I swing him up in the air or hoist him into his car seat. I also say " DancerBEE" when he dances and " TalkerBEE" when he talks. His blankie is a " Banken" .I readily admit I am one strange Mom.

[lolaburns]

I also say brekkie. We all know that is weird and wrong.

[kkfeb04]

Aug 23, 2013 21:46:31 GMT -5 lolaburns said:

I also say brekkie. We all know that is weird and wrong.

But McQueen says it...which means DS says it. Not weird or wrong.

[teamhayes]

I cant even write all te=he things even before kiddos

[ruby412]

Aug 23, 2013 21:46:31 GMT -5 lolaburns said:

I also say brekkie. We all know that is weird and wrong.

Lol! You rock on with your brekkie!

[lolaburns]

Aug 23, 2013 21:50:46 GMT -5 kkfeb04 said:

Aug 23, 2013 21:46:31 GMT -5 lolaburns said:

I also say brekkie. We all know that is weird and wrong.

But McQueen says it...which means DS says it. Not weird or wrong.

I cannot tell you how elated I was a for a moment. I thought surely you meant Alexander McQueen. Then I was promptly brought back into Mommydom and realized Lightening McQueen. Oh but thank you for that short, but sweet soirée back to my former life. Lol

-signed the girl who has watched far too much Downton in the last week. For I am speaking my post in the voice of Mary Crawley. I am feeling quite English tonight. Forgive me my Aussie brothers and sisters.

[JuliaGulia]

Aug 23, 2013 20:31:39 GMT -5 TrudyCampbell said:

Lol, that is weird.

I tell Violet I'm going to eat her up and then poop her out when I want to play with her again.

This is by far one of the best things I've ever heard on here. Lol

[dixeedeluxe]

We call diapers "dip-o's". But both kids know what a diaper is.

For some reason dh and ils call farts "frogs".

[katie]

No, I don't but my SIL and brother do with their 2 boys.

washing hands - scrub scrub
turkey sandwich - smashed chicken (even though it's turkey)
Meat - meaty meaty
Cheese pizza - "regular" pizza

They have to say different words for food in order to get my one nephew to eat. He hates cheese (supposidly) so you have to say regular pizza because if you say cheese pizza he won't eat it. They also do that with the sandwich's. He is 7.

[katfco]

I'm boring. Bed time/nap time are "night-night" and farts are "toots." That's it. DD still doesn't know the word fart.