WTF EX– why would you text me at 11:30p last night asking me if I saw my “favorite movie of all time” in the movies yet? Mofo my favorite movie is Men in Black Part ONE not part THREE…dumb*ss..that’s why I deleted your text and have NO intentions of texting you back! You need to get the point already and leave me the hell alone!
WTF body – I know I did alot of physically activity yesterday between lifting weights and playing tennis for almost 2 hours (we had tons of fun, right?) but I need you to please work with me here and not cause me so much pain when I just simply try to walk from one end of the office to the other… thanks in advance!
Post by farfalla2011 on Jun 20, 2012 9:22:01 GMT -5
WTF body - Yesterday I felt better than I did on Monday, but this morning, my funk is back. I know its because I'm PMSing, but its annoying. All I want to do is lay in bed and cry.
WTF BF - why do you have to make me so crazy about you? I have been so closed off emotionally for so long. I like that I love you so much, but I feel so vulnerable actually having real feelings for someone. I know this is actually a good thing, because you can't have a successful relationship if you don't have feelings for someone, but its scary! Of course, PMSing is making these feelings magnified 1000%. :/
WTF heat... I was so excited to run in my new HeatGear (that's a size smaller than my old stuff and still not as tight as it "should" be! eeeek!) but it's 100 degrees outside. That means my 6 miles is going to be more like 3... with walk breaks. But hey, it's something, right?
WTF ex... You have issues. Thanks for sending me an updated picture of the foster puppy we had that I wanted to adopt, that you then dumped back on the rescue after we split. And posting the lyrics to Come On, Get Higher? Congratulations! You're Annoying Facebook Girl! I know, I know, I should delete him... but it's good entertainment.
WTF self... Way to miss your first Meetup hike because you can't tell your left from your right and got lost. Guess I'll try again on Thursday.
Post by usedtobebear on Jun 20, 2012 11:00:04 GMT -5
WTF DH - Why do you insist on turning off the breaker switch when you come to the house, it's annoying as fvck.
WTF DH - Why did you say you want to be amicable and then do sh!t like take my alarm clock, my only source of music since you already took my I-phone and I-pod.
WTF sweet dog of mine - why did you have to get a UTI and pee on the bed, poor baby.
WTF Ex-BF from 13 years ago trying to re-appear in my life at a really bad time. Dang!
Post by explorer2001 on Jun 20, 2012 11:20:32 GMT -5
WTF mom - why when you know I'm slammed at work do you email me asking for tax advice for your client? You have a compliance department at your company for this stuff and the client has their own CPA. I need to do my job at my work. Plus you didn't give me enough info on part of the questionand the other part takes 1 minute to find the answer to on the IT'S website.
WFT self - you need to focus at work. Chair dancing because your hyper doesn't help. Just sit still and work.
WTF Bridezilla-stop being such a control freak. I told you we were going to a wine bar and then to dinner. You should be able to figure out your outfit accordingly without knowing any more details. I really hope you can unclench enough to actually enjoy this weekend and please try not to be a raving bitch the entire time.
WTF ex... You have issues. Thanks for sending me an updated picture of the foster puppy we had that I wanted to adopt, that you then dumped back on the rescue after we split. And posting the lyrics to Come On, Get Higher? Congratulations! You're Annoying Facebook Girl! I know, I know, I should delete him... but it's good entertainment.
Not going to say anything, hobs. You know what I am thinking.......
Post by wrathofkuus on Jun 20, 2012 15:13:28 GMT -5
WTF, digestive system? There is no reason in the world that quinoa should make all of you, stomach to anus, feel like you're on fire for three damn hours.
WTF old BF (again not XH) - why did you happen to text me last night. Good but not good timing. We both need to work on us for completely different reasons and be alone, then you go and apologize (out of the blue) for not being there for DD and I like you promised over 5 months ago. If you knew how much I missed you, dammit. I know it probably won't ever happen, but at least it proved more that I am not ready.
WTF me - why do I always feel so good but so rough the following few days after therapy. I mean I know it's healing but it sucks sometimes.