On the bump. I was lurking on the parenting bored and it took me forever to figure out what the fuck they're talking about. I don't think I've even heard the band One Direction, but a bunch of them apparently get lady boners for what looks like a bunch of teenagers (I don't know if they are or are not actually teenagers). It's making me think of cougars having lady boners for Taylor Lautner in Twilight.