I would pay $20

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For just the cylinder of watermelon that runs down the center inside of the ring of seeds.

I would eat little medallions of perfect watermelon and cry tears of happiness.

I always get a couple of bites from the watermelon perfection region and after that I'm just chasing the watermelon dragon. Le sigh.

[Forever Sunshine]

Watermelon is the bestest fruit in the whole wide world.

[snorky]

I've often fantasizes about using a Pringles can for this very purpose, but I kind of feel like it might be a little on the small side.

[zoidberg]

Sept 6, 2013 21:10:14 GMT -5 @cse1960 said:

Well, you don't have to pay 20 dollars. A watermelon costs about 4 dollars. Get one, and eat the entire center out of it. Leave the leavings for the peasants.

Just like my H does with cake.

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Wait, aren't you the one who can peel a perfect watermelon? Lol.

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But I want it prepped for me sue. I want to buy a perfect little melon log at the grocery store!

It's like those crazy people who pay $8 for 1/4 lb of sliced strawberries.

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Sept 6, 2013 21:11:54 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

Wait, aren't you the one who can peel a perfect watermelon? Lol.

Well, yes.

I have a bit of a watermelon dependency.

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One time I made a watermelon into a shark.

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No, but for real. Blargggggg

[ProfessorArtNerd]

Sept 6, 2013 21:13:57 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

One time I made a watermelon into a shark.

wow, I wish I could do magic!

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Sept 6, 2013 21:18:48 GMT -5 ProfessorArtNerd said:

Sept 6, 2013 21:13:57 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

One time I made a watermelon into a shark.

wow, I wish I could do magic!

All you need is a knife. Watch out kids!

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Lmao

[eb777888]

Sept 6, 2013 21:09:07 GMT -5 snorky said:

I've often fantasizes about using a Pringles can for this very purpose, but I kind of feel like it might be a little on the small side.

This is making me LOL for some reason.

[eb777888]

Sept 6, 2013 21:11:54 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

Wait, aren't you the one who can peel a perfect watermelon? Lol.

Welllll. Her and me. I can do it too.

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Sept 6, 2013 21:21:51 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Sept 6, 2013 21:11:54 GMT -5 @ygmg said:

Wait, aren't you the one who can peel a perfect watermelon? Lol.

Welllll. Her and me. I can do it too.

WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THAT WHEN EVERYONE WAS BACKING AWAY FROM ME SLOWLY?

[eb777888]

Sept 6, 2013 21:23:48 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

Sept 6, 2013 21:21:51 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Welllll. Her and me. I can do it too.

WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THAT WHEN EVERYONE WAS BACKING AWAY FROM ME SLOWLY?

Ummm. I did. And I fucking posted a picture of my perfect watermelon right after you, lol. 

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Sept 6, 2013 21:26:02 GMT -5 eb777888 said:

Sept 6, 2013 21:23:48 GMT -5 @stellasmom said:

WHY DIDN'T YOU MENTION THAT WHEN EVERYONE WAS BACKING AWAY FROM ME SLOWLY?

Ummm. I did. And I fucking posted a picture of my perfect watermelon right after you, lol. 

Well, well, you're forgiven, then.

:/

Lol.

[eb777888]

It just so happens, we're eye to eye on the watermelon cutting. I remember the first time I cut it like that I called H into the kitchen to show him. I was pretty damn impressed!

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Someday I will just dive into it face first, right there on the cutting board.

(stares off dreamily)

[ErinExpat]

I am LOL at "watermelon log."