Last week right before I posted the Are the Squirrels Out to Get You quiz. The fact that both FI and I are, quite possibly, certifiably cracked helped, as did the mojitos, but it was one of the damn funniest things I've ever read.
Post by EmilieMadison on Sept 7, 2013 16:49:23 GMT -5
SOOOO many people think it's "one winged dove"!! I laughed so hard I cried while FB messaging with toledo the other day about birthday plans for cjoy. The most shameful moment in recent history was when I was at the office supply store with my friend who's house burned down and when he explained to the salesperson that he needed new everything because it had all melted in a fire, I totally lost it and laughed so hard I had tears. My friend, thankfully, understands that sometimes I laugh inappropriately and was suppressing his own laughter. But the salesperson? Nope, he thought I was a huge asshole.
Afro turf from this morning made me LOL so hard I almost cried.
This is dumb but when we were driving around a few weeks ago, we saw these HUGE planters, at least three feet tall, probably bigger, and they had these tiny trees in them and they were surrounding a local business. I could not stop laughing, it was so ridiculous. It's a you had to be there thing, but I had tears and I had a hard time catching by breathe. It looked so dumb. I kept saying to H "Go out there and find the BIGGEST planters they make so I can put these tiny trees in them!' Yeah, you had to be there.
OK wait a minute. I just opened those lyrics and... um... I thought it was "Just like the one we love." If it makes your DH feel better, FI also sang it "Just like a one winged dove" when I asked him right now.
A few weeks ago - a coworker/friend came over the night our coworker committed suicide. We watched some really stupid videos on You Tube and we couldn't stop laughing/crying.
Yesterday at work. We had a baby shower for one of our colleagues. I work in a hospital in the rehab department. The speech and language pathologists do a lot of swallow evaluations to determine what consistency our patients need to have for their diets, meds etc.... One old lady said to one of them, " what's wrong with this place? With all of this swallowing talk I feel like I'm making one of those porno movies!" The lunchtime conversation devolved from there.
Kallie playing fetch with her mouse. Trotting along all serious with a mouse hanging out of her mouth, and then dropping it on my lap. She takes fetch very seriously
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"I was thinking about getting off on demand, but it sounds like I should be glad that I didn't"
Post by Dumbledork on Sept 7, 2013 17:50:39 GMT -5
Just the other day, reading things on the Pinterest geek page. I'll add though that I also laughed until I cried when I found out that a ton of people thought the lyrics in the Anna Kendrick version of "Cups" was "You're gonna miss me by my walk, you're gonna miss me by my TACO" and not "You're gonna miss me by my walk, you're gonna miss me by my TALK, oh.."
I just couldn't get over the idea that people thought her lover of whatever would miss her walk, oh, and also, her vagina. It's just that amazing. Or, maybe even better, she makes really awesome tacos, and he's gonna miss that.
i had a tiny glass of wine last night (my first drink in at least 3 months) and re-watched that "what does the fox say?" video EmilieMadison posted. i simultaneously cried and peed. the first noise is what always gets me: "ring-ding-ding-ding-dinge-dinge-ding." i fucking lose it every time. (yes, i have watched it multiple times. i can't stay away.) such an ancient mystery.
I just laugh/cried while reading this. And you're right, it's the "Ring-ding ding ding" that is just so unexpected and that's where I lose it, too!
The time my dog was sleeping on the sofa and went to sleep stretch. She then rolled off the sofa on the floor, all while staying asleep. lucky for her she a big dog so the fall wasn't very far so it made it super funny. No dog was hurt durning her stunt.
I saw a woman in a crosswalk with her cat in the stroller. This stuck me as freaking hilarious and I could not stop, and I started to cry. The people waiting at the crosswalk thought I was the ridiculous one, and then I felt like as ass. I have no idea why i found it so funny.
i had a tiny glass of wine last night (my first drink in at least 3 months) and re-watched that "what does the fox say?" video EmilieMadison posted. i simultaneously cried and peed. the first noise is what always gets me: "ring-ding-ding-ding-dinge-dinge-ding." i fucking lose it every time. (yes, i have watched it multiple times. i can't stay away.) such an ancient mystery.
Oh yeah! Me and my sister have a ton of those "laugh until we cry" moments. It's usually in the early hours of the morning and involves a lot of wine. I only see her twice a year so we do a lot of talking and get very little sleep when we're visiting. I do rememeber telling her my tear was so bad when I had David they basically had to sew my vag back to my asshole and she laughed so hard she cried. I forgot how that even came up, but we were laughing about childbirth and stuff.
i had a tiny glass of wine last night (my first drink in at least 3 months) and re-watched that "what does the fox say?" video EmilieMadison posted. i simultaneously cried and peed. the first noise is what always gets me: "ring-ding-ding-ding-dinge-dinge-ding." i fucking lose it every time. (yes, i have watched it multiple times. i can't stay away.) such an ancient mystery.
I just laugh/cried while reading this. And you're right, it's the "Ring-ding ding ding" that is just so unexpected and that's where I lose it, too!
Watching Jim Gaffigan's bit about Hot Pockets when I was pregnant. I had seen it before and thought it was snicker funny, but that night I guffawed - full on guffawed. I heaved so hard cry-laughing that I gagged and almost threw up. I maintain that it was the crazy hormones.
Post by noodleskooze on Sept 7, 2013 20:56:46 GMT -5
I don't do this very often.
I think most recently, it was at then end of last school year (I teach 8th grade). I have a female student who always talks about her grandfathers. As she identifies them, "the one who lives in Mexico" and "the OBGYN." One day, one of my male students chimed in and said "Ok, I'm finally going to ask--is a OBGYN some sort of Jedi or something?!" It makes sense--if he only heard the title, he must have been hearing "Obi-GYN" in his head. So funny.