I was telling DH how some kid came up to the door wanting to talk about the Governor election this fall. DS was screaming so I told him I didn't have time but took his pamphlet without looking and it turned out to be for this SUPER douche that I would never vote for and in fact he somewhat makes me want to vomit.
DH said next time someone came up with political pamphlets he was going to say "Well how does he feel about them gays?" in a southern accent. If they say "oh, he's anti gay marriage yadda yadda yadda" DH is going to say "What the hell is wrong with you? Get the fuck off my porch! You should be ashamed of yourself!" In his non-southern accent and slam the door. That made me laugh pretty hard.