You ladies and the micro-peen.

[prettyinpearls]

You've scarred me for life.

I was innocently walking downtown to get myself some lunch. It's super windy out today -- as in, I had to lean forward while walking to not be blown away. I see a man standing outside a restaurant, smoking a cigarette, wearing athletic pants. The wind is blowing so hard I can see everything in his front pockets, including what looks like only a credit card in one of them. No bulge between his legs. Not even so much as a teeny bump.

The first thought that entered my mind was "Oh that poor man must have a micro-peen". Not "He probably has some heavy duty boxers on". Thanks ladies.

[kc18]

LOL

[missbetty1]

Bwahhaaa! They have traumatized me too!

[dakotadangerdog]

:Y: :Y: :Y: :Y: :Y:

[achase123]

It has me TERRIFIED now too. Terrified of the unknown, so to speak. Does he have a micro-peen? Or is he just not easily excited?

When I was dating J this thought went through my head so many times before I actually had an idea about the goods. I had never really felt him get "excited" so I was concerned that either he had some sort of ED going on. When it came right down to it he was totally of average size and everything worked just fine!

[turtle1120]

Hahaha! That's hilarious! I've yet to run into one and I hope I never do!

[hainesherway]

My experience with a micro-peen has me scarred for life! I hope I never have to again, lol!

[doriswe]

lmfao!!! I also fear the micro peen and yet, I'm terribly curious about it as well....but not in a "please hump me" kinda way!

[starburst604]

I felt/saw my first micro-peen just a couple of months ago. It was on a really tall and handsome guy too. What a waste!! When me and T got back together I was more grateful than ever for his big, beautiful peen! Although I have to say thanks to you ladies for even giving me a term for MP - I actually used it in a IRL conversation to my friends.

[bowies]

I've never seen one in person. My college roommate dated a guy for a while who had a micropeen. She really liked him so she kept trying to make it work. One night we got to talking about it and she ended up drawing a 1:1 scale peen on a piece of paper and taping it to her crotch so I could get the full effect.

[starryfish]

Jun 21, 2012 11:46:43 GMT -5 inara said:

I feel like micro-peen is way more prevalent than I thought. I always assumed they were crazy, isolated cases and probably greatly exaggerated. Now I am afraid to get busy with a new guy, because I have no idea what I would do.

this is me too....

[stephbfan]

Jun 21, 2012 12:22:56 GMT -5 bowies said:

I've never seen one in person. My college roommate dated a guy for a while who had a micropeen. She really liked him so she kept trying to make it work. One night we got to talking about it and she ended up drawing a 1:1 scale peen on a piece of paper and taping it to her crotch so I could get the full effect.

Lol, this is too funny! For how long did she date him?

[explorer2001]

Oddly I have no fear of MP. I've never encountered one in a relationship, but I have to share this story.

I hung around drama geeks and freaks in HS. One guy had major MP. He would go on about it's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean and his other skills that supposedly made up for it. One day I saw it and it was bad. I actually laughed and blurted out that it looked like the peen of the 3 year old I babysat and was lofty training. Yes really same size. Somehow we stayed friends for more than a year after that. Never dated never would have.

[theycallmeliz]

I had 1 micro-peen experience.... and that's all I've got to say about that.

(((shudders)))

[liubotflittyfud]

Have you ever given head to a micropeen? It's totally like sucking your thumb...or a finger...just..not right. lol.

Been there, tried really hard to make it work because I liked the dude...but omg it was so effing tiny.

[gozf]

It's not actually micropeen unless it's 3 inches or less when erect.

And it think it occurs in something like .6% of the population. Sooo it's not an epidemic.

[turtle1120]

Jun 21, 2012 13:57:50 GMT -5 gozf said:

It's not actually micropeen unless it's 3 inches or less when erect.

And it think it occurs in something like .6% of the population. Sooo it's not an epidemic.

What's your source? Is there a definition of micropeen somewhere? Or an article on its prevalance? LOL.

Without reading an article to the contrary, I'm going to continue believing it's everywhere! Lurking behind every corner!

[gozf]

I looked it up a few weeks ago, when it was being discussed and i was on vacation. I forget what the source was, but I'm not prepared to google it at work.

Trust me!

[aerochyck]

I agree that the micro-peen is bad but I also find the ones skinny as a pencil tough to give bj's on.

On the other end of the scale a guy I dated once said that his friend was over 12" long and about 2.5" diameter.....and yes they did measure.

[liubotflittyfud]

Jun 21, 2012 14:14:37 GMT -5 aerochyck said:

I agree that the micro-peen is bad but I also find the ones skinny as a pencil tough to give bj's on.

On the other end of the scale a guy I dated once said that his friend was over 12" long and about 2.5" diameter.....and yes they did measure.

Like my double coke can guy...oh god that's a tough one to swallow...pun intended? Ha

[bowies]

Jun 21, 2012 12:33:30 GMT -5 stephbfan said:

Jun 21, 2012 12:22:56 GMT -5 bowies said:

I've never seen one in person. My college roommate dated a guy for a while who had a micropeen. She really liked him so she kept trying to make it work. One night we got to talking about it and she ended up drawing a 1:1 scale peen on a piece of paper and taping it to her crotch so I could get the full effect.

Lol, this is too funny! For how long did she date him?

Maybe 6 months? It's tough to remember since it was so long ago. You would never have suspected looking at him - he was tall and built like an offensive lineman. The peen she drew was roughly the size of her pinky finger.

[lookingup]

I've had a run-in with a micro peen. It was awkward for me. lol

[prettyinpearls]

I don't care how much motion is in the ocean...if it's an itty-bitty, you can't feel it. End of story. The excess motion just makes it that much more awful. I don't have a micro-peen experience, but one of my XBF's (pre-XH) wasn't very well endowed and he tried to overcompensate for it. Awful doesn't even begin to describe it.

And on the flip side, how good can sex feel for the micro-peen? A girl can be a virgin and it would still feel like a hotdog in a hallway. Just sayin'....

[turtle1120]

Jun 21, 2012 14:08:18 GMT -5 mintchocochip said:

Jun 21, 2012 13:44:16 GMT -5 @liubotflittyfud said:

Have you ever given head to a micropeen? It's totally like sucking your thumb...or a finger...just..not right. lol.

Been there, tried really hard to make it work because I liked the dude...but omg it was so effing tiny.

Agreed, it's creepy going down on a micro-peen. Aside from the one I have (ok maybe it was a bit over 3 inches but it was like a finger) I've known of one other person who has had it and it was a baby. Someone I know couldn't circumcise their son because it was too small to do--the doctor said it would likely be a micro-peen when he grew up. I was so sad for the dad!

Obviously, it's no laughing matter to the men afflicted with micropeen but this brought the funniest scenario to my mind: a doctor in the room looking at two parents who says, "I'm sorry, but it seems that your son case a case of the micropeen." Bwahahaha!!!!

[explorer2001]

Jun 21, 2012 14:28:41 GMT -5 prettyinpearls said:

And on the flip side, how good can sex feel for the micro-peen? A girl can be a virgin and it would still feel like a hotdog in a hallway. Just sayin'....

We need a dead on the floor emotocon. I'm dying laughing at this image.

[achase123]

Jun 21, 2012 13:44:16 GMT -5 @liubotflittyfud said:

Have you ever given head to a micropeen? It's totally like sucking your thumb...or a finger...just..not right. lol.

Been there, tried really hard to make it work because I liked the dude...but omg it was so effing tiny.

OMG, I'm dying right now!!!

[Deleted]

Lmao!