"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
The picture won't load for me, but I was never ever afraid of spiders until that asshole spider the size of my hand came charging at me out of my diaper bag.
Yesterday I was drying the baby off after his bath and there was a hangy fuzz and I FREAKED. I was like "Jesus Christ Andrey, get in here and kill this!!!", so he came in and was like" what? This right here? This FUZZ?"
This seems like the place to admit that this meme always makes me feel really sad. lol.
This meme makes me chortle evilly. I would kill the fuck out of that little furry asshole.
I like snakes and lizards and stuff, and I don't mind other bugs, but spiders are the devil.
My escort partner at the clinic is a vegan Buddhist and one time she herded a spider over to the side of the sidewalk so no one would step on him, and as soon as her back was turned, I made him into spider paste with my shoe. She was all "Hey, where did that spider go?" and I was all "I dunno...must've gone home or something." (angel) I did confess later. She was sad.
This meme makes me chortle evilly. I would kill the fuck out of that little furry asshole.
I like snakes and lizards and stuff, and I don't mind other bugs, but spiders are the devil.
My escort partner at the clinic is a vegan Buddhist and one time she herded a spider over to the side of the sidewalk so no one would step on him, and as soon as her back was turned, I made him into spider paste with my shoe. She was all "Hey, where did that spider go?" and I was all "I dunno...must've gone home or something." (angel) I did confess later. She was sad.
I'll be she went home and ugly cried.
Every time you kill a spider, another hair goes grey on Obama's head, Jermys. Way to go. That was a play on the every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten.
I think I'm done here.
May this ant not crawl up anyone's pajama leg this evening. GREAT SCOTT!
@scottydeux, she just shook her head all disappointedly and said I was a murderer. Which made both of us laugh because we were at the abortion clinic and the protesters say that to us all the time
I usually leave spiders I find inside the house alone. I let them chill in the corner of the room or something if they seem to be content there. As long as they aren't in my bed, they can live. And no, I don't actually use Raid in any form. I'm just keeping up my internet schtick here.
same here. DH (who hates spiders) says I am irresponsible and they could bite our kids. I like to think I am just a caring person who won't harm small innocent creatures. Really I am just lazy.
You were at the abortion clinic? Are you an escort? Stay safe, if you are. I know that can get crazy.
I am! It's actually not terrible at mine...it's mostly old people praying the rosary. There are a couple of crazies, but they're also older and I'm pretty sure I could take them down.
Kevin, if you use Raid, isn't my business, I was just giving you hell. That is my schtick, too. lol.
If you aren't scared (and I totally respect that people are scared, I am afraid of planes), this is a cute video of Grechin, a guy's pet spider. She is mesmerized by the red camera light. The video is about 4 minutes too long, I just love their quick mannerisms/curiosity.
You were at the abortion clinic? Are you an escort? Stay safe, if you are. I know that can get crazy.
I am! It's actually not terrible at mine...it's mostly old people praying the rosary. There are a couple of crazies, but they're also older and I'm pretty sure I could take them down.
i love you extra for doing this.
my h used to be a manager of a noodles and company a few years ago, and employees at the planned parenthood by his restaurant ordered food often. he would deliver it so he could heckle the protesters. lol.
I've never had a spider phobia, but I will never understand spider love. Also, I would probably have a spider phobia if I lived along side some of the spiders you gusy tlak about on here.
Some of you would never have made it growing up in my house. My step dad was an entomologist and loved bugs and all things creepy crawly. He wrote textbooks on them and had study models all over the house. Bugs EVERYWHERE.
Post by juliagoulia on Sept 10, 2013 20:28:43 GMT -5
There was a fuzzy jumpy spider that lived on my mailbox and he would scurry out from under the flag and sit on the top edge of the opening while I got my mail. I would talk to him sometimes. He's the only spider I have ever seen that I didn't kill. I really liked him. I haven't seen him for a while
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
"You. You and your crazy life. You and your geographic anomaly. You and your drunken lesbianic ways and terrible navigational skills." - ProfArt and her holy baby
Kevin, if you use Raid, isn't my business, I was just giving you hell. That is my schtick, too. lol.
If you aren't scared (and I totally respect that people are scared, I am afraid of planes), this is a cute video of Grechin, a guy's pet spider. She is mesmerized by the red camera light. The video is about 4 minutes too long, I just love their quick mannerisms/curiosity.
As a hilarious side note, I was watching this with my cat on the couch behind me. I heard a little noise of cat lips smacking and when I turned around he was also riveted by it. He wants to eat her.