OMFG My Kid.

[cbwm1]

Got a call at 12:15 that Will puked at school.

We have one car and work on the completely opposite side of town from school, so DH and I packed up our laptops and hauled ass to the school.

He hasn't puked since the incident.

Get him home.

He's running around like a maniac, wants to eat ALL THE FOOD.

I go to curriculum night at school tonight, and his teacher asked me how he was doing.

He's fine, I say.

It was really weird, she says. He wasn't acting sick at all, she says.

Get home, DH has him in the tub. I ask him why he threw up earlier.

He says, I found a little piece on the floor of the gym and I put it in my mouth and it was yucky and it made me throw up.

YOU WON'T EAT HAMBURGERS BUT YOU PICK RANDOM SHIT UP OFF THE FLOOR AND PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I give up.

[cbwm1]

lol, tamb. Seriously.

[eb777888]

YOU WON'T EAT HAMBURGERS BUT YOU PICK RANDOM SHIT UP OFF THE FLOOR AND PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

lol! I have said similar things "oh, you pick your boogers and eat them but you won't eat a fruit or a vegetable?" And "boogers" can be replaced with rocks, sand, leaves, random shit on the floor. This kid is the pickiest eater ever but will eat anything. Oh, the irony.

Sorry you guys had to go get him. That sucks.

[cbwm1]

Oh eb. I'm glad my kid isn't the only one. lol

[DotAndBuzz]

I'm sorry, I laughed. I feel your pain.

[Deleted]

Lmao!

[eb777888]

Sept 10, 2013 20:50:42 GMT -5 cbwm1 said:

Oh eb. I'm glad my kid isn't the only one. lol

haha, not even close to being alone!! I feel ya.

[cbwm1]

Nic, I'm legit lmao right now.

I just said to the IL girls - the kid is really fucking smart but apparently he's not *that* smart.

[angelaa73]

ohhhhhh is that how it is??. dinnertime is gonna be so much easier now.

here's a peechee folder for dinner and a post it for dessert!

[Mrs. ChanandlerBong]

Sept 10, 2013 20:50:42 GMT -5 cbwm1 said:

Oh eb. I'm glad my kid isn't the only one. lol

My daughter is a super duper picky eater. She has been since she was 18 months old.

One day when I picked her up from MMO ( she was probably 3)  she stopped by the door, picked up a piece of rock salt off the mat ( it was winter and snowy) and put it in her mouth.

OMG. Once we figured out she wasn't going to die from it ( thank heavens it was rock salt and not hte chemical melter stuff) DH and laughed. Won't eat chicken, but picks salt off a floor mat and eats it.