PSA RE:NO UPDATE POST

[janiejones]

That thread has become a zomg!!!!! birthday twins!!!!!11!!! post searching for pants people.  But I don't think you guys really understand that.  A "pants person" isn't a figurative thing.  It's like a local, on call, IRL thing.

also, SLOANE has not updated.

[bonquiqui]

lol I have a real live pants person, although like I said I am not wearing pants.  

[LeggsBenedict]

I NOW KNOW THE SEX OF RACHMATTS BABY.

[Deleted]

LOUD NOISES!

[bonquiqui]

OLIVE LOAF

[LeggsBenedict]

MEAT SANDWICHES

[bonquiqui]

Sept 10, 2013 23:15:15 GMT -5 LeggsBenedict said:

MEAT SANDWICHES

SANDWICHES AND OLIVE LOAF CAN DIAF

[janiejones]

Sept 10, 2013 23:11:42 GMT -5 tators said:

Dude- dont cut people down. They know the person has to be local.

[Deleted]

This is not an update post.

[sonrisa]

I expect dedication out of a pants person. She should be ready to fly cross country at a moment's notice carrying perfect pants. And I've hit the point in my pregnancy when she will be called at some point

[fuckyourcouch]

[annyong]

Sept 10, 2013 23:15:09 GMT -5 mofongo said:

I am confident in my bowels and have opted out of the pants person program offered here at ML.

Look at this smug pooper and her lack of a need for a pants person.

[WOT?*]

I don't have a pants person. I have a beach towel - portable wrap skirt if it's not a swim day.

And no death person. I have a feeling I'd be totally Mark Twained if I got a death person.

[flamingeaux]

Sept 10, 2013 23:26:29 GMT -5 mofongo said:

Sept 10, 2013 23:24:52 GMT -5 annyong said:

Look at this smug pooper and her lack of a need for a pants person.

I do have a history of smug poopness (not a real word) but I had a minor incident. No new pants needed but I was humbled a bit. However, I have regained my confidence. I am sure I will shit myself tomorrow...

I'm only about 2 hours from nola...and my sister's pug will vouch for me.