i'm really tired of pissing myself when i cough.

[wannabe]

this bronchitis bullshit has got to go, man.  i can't even have a conversation without hacking up a fucking lung.  the inhaler makes my mouth taste like shit, and i miss the days when i could take a deep breath easily.  i'm close to buying myself a pack of depends.  clearly i need to do some kegels or something, huh?

just kill me.