Let's do a favorite movie quotes thread!

[muppetinma]

I'll throw out two that I somehow manage to work into my almost-daily vocabulary-

"Can you blow me where the pampers is?"

"It's Rex Manning Day!!"

[jenbelle]

For no reason whatsoever, these are in my daily routine:

"Inconceivable"

"My name is an anagram for I love"

"Why don't I pin a 100 dollar bill on my ass and scream 'victim here! victim here!'"






eta: On a side note- in college (before computers and email), my friend and I would write letters and always sign off with a movie quote that the other had to guess- I miss that big time!!!

[thedahliharpa]

"Ya think so doctor?"

We say that all the time.

[JuliaGulia]

Milk was a bad choice!

[joyhart02]

You sit on a throne of lies! From the same movie, you smell like beef and cheese, your not the real Santa!!

Yippie Kay yay, mother fucker

[AndyCohen]

I sing "the weather outside is weather" all the time.

And "they're IN the computer??"

[rubber pants]

"Brian over there has 47 pieces of flair"

"You could be a farmer in those clothes"

"P Sherman. 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney"

"So I did it for nothing. I hurt my family, you lost your job anyway, I did it for nothing!"

[Deleted]

"T-t-t-TODAY, JUNIOR!" (ok that one is really mean, but we say it all the time. lol)

"O'DOYLE RULES!"

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

"If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

"Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog gets lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog."

Okay pretty much every line from Billy Madison

[creamsiclechica]

I have like a thousand. @tambcat, my sister and I do not even say ice cream anymore. We strictly ask each other if we should get Lieutenant Dan. BIL too, ahaha.

[The Foozzler]

I quote Mallrats and Clueless very often.

"You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?"

" Let's do a lap before we commit to a location."

[jenbelle]

Sept 11, 2013 19:08:57 GMT -5 @tambcat said:

The things I always say don't really work as stand-alone quotes:

"I was being nice!" from the wagon wheel coffee table scene in When Harry Met Sally
"Gopher, Everett?" from O Brother
"It didn't look like a one horse town, but just try finding a decent hair jelly." also from O Brother. H and I say that when we're traveling.
AND "well, isn't this a geographical oddity!? Two weeks from everywhere!"

We quote a lot of O Brother.

I also like to yell "Lieutenant Dan, ICE CREAM!" and "Franks and beans!" and whenever I can't find something I ask H if he's seen my baseball.

Tamb, we quote O Brother ALL the time, especially "we're in a tight spot, a tight spot!" and when we are looking for something, "Do not seek the treasure!!!"

[Regina Philange]

I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

[monkeybabe]

It's not from a movie, but a tv quote I say a lot is:
"I'm not the kind of person to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso! I fuckin' atodaso!"

[The Foozzler]

I'd like to add

"Not at the table, Carlos."

"Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice."

[monkeybabe]

Oh and "Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! You're cool! Fuck you! I'm out!"

[unclejesse]

"That John Denver is full of shit."

[AndyCohen]

Hah, yes @tambcat lots of "franks and beans!!" over here too.

[mumegs]

My sister and I quote Simpsons a lot also anchorman and other will ferrel movies

I'm in a glass case of emotion
Go back to your home on whore island
I'm kid of a big deal, I mean people know me
You're a smelly pirate hooker
Milk was a bad choice
Well that escalated quickly
Go fuck yourself San Diego
I'm Ron burgundy?

And Zoolander

I think I got the black lung pop
You're more dead to me than your dead mother
I think there's more to life than being really ridiculously good looking
You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of the cage
Why you messing with me ese? Don't you know I'm loco?
I'm not your bra
Does anyone else notice this I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
But why male models?
What is this a center for ants?
Hansel...so hot right now
MerMAN
Just because you're really ridiculously good looking doesn't mean you can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident
They're breakdance fighting!

[katfco]

"I told you!...Yes, yes, you're very smart. Now shut up." DH and I refer to this one a lot.
"Well, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen."

Most of my favorite movies are MST3K, particularly Hamlet: "She's trying to Section Eight her way out of the movie!"