A story to tell at the wedding

[charmediamsure]

J woke up with a red bum so I let him go without a diaper most of the day. He still ended up with parts that were raw though and it looked awful and painful.

I decided to let him go naked while I got his bath ready. I found him in the cupboard where he loves to play with the pots and pans. He was squatting and peeing. When I got the cloth and started cleaning the pee, I moved him to make sure I got it all, and right behind where he had been squatting: poop. I could not stop laughing.

Disclaimer: I did not taste test because I, clearly, do not love him enough.

What stories have you filed away for future embarrassment?

[ruby412]

Sept 11, 2013 19:59:25 GMT -5 charmediamsure said:

J woke up with a red bum so I let him go without a diaper most of the day. He still ended up with parts that were raw though and it looked awful and painful.

I decided to let him go naked while I got his bath ready. I found him in the cupboard where he loves to play with the pots and pans. He was squatting and peeing. When I got the cloth and started cleaning the pee, I moved him to make sure I got it all, and right behind where he had been squatting: poop. I could not stop laughing.

Disclaimer: I did not taste test because I, clearly, do not love him enough.

What stories have you filed away for future embarrassment?

Lol!!

[lolaburns]

LOL! Too funny!

[bigapple]

So gross. I'll definitely be warming C's future girlfriends not to leave purses around because he'll poop in them.