Post by Regina Philange on Sept 12, 2013 9:54:27 GMT -5
So someone is putting an old banana peel in my garbage every morning to mess with me. It smells. I am pretending i dont notice, but its freaking bothering the shit out of me.
It smells bad. I don't want to make a big deal because they will just continue to mess with me.
I am pretty sure it is the gentlemen(pun intended) that put a fake rat under my desk and he gave me a heart attack.
Oh man. I love office pranks. An old co-worker and I had a great time. One time, I went to a fast food place and grabbed a ton of condiment packages. (I did this over a month or two. Not immediate gratification, but still funny.) I filled one of his cabinets with them, so when he opened it, they literally spilled out avalanche style. Then one time I took a picture of his desk set up, un hooked everything, turned the desk around, and re-hooked everything up. It was a free standing desk, so the chair only fit one way. I had an old watch with an alarm that I set to go off every five minutes and hid it deep, so he could hear it and not quite make out where it was coming from. I'll have to think of more.
Post by breezy8407 on Sept 12, 2013 9:59:28 GMT -5
Are you in an open office?
Do you have access to any marbles? At my last job we got people with marbles...putting them inside books or rolls of paper so that when they pulled something off a shelf they would fall and make a lot of noise.
Another easy one is black electrical tape over the mouse sensor (red light). The next step is the wireless USB mouse that you plug in their computer and control, leaving the regular mouse looking like it's still plugged in.
Do you have access to any marbles? At my last job we got people with marbles...putting them inside books or rolls of paper so that when they pulled something off a shelf they would fall and make a lot of noise.
Another easy one is black electrical tape over the mouse sensor (red light). The next step is the wireless USB mouse that you plug in their computer and control, leaving the regular mouse looking like it's still plugged in.
I like these! Yes open office, everyone is in little cubicles.
These are good. Not an office prank, but a restaurant prank that I am always surprised how many people fall for it. You take used espresso pods and unwrap the paper around them, arrange nicely on a dessert plate, sprinkle generously with powdered sugar and chocolate sauce, wait patiently for some schmuck to take the bait. I don't know of you've ever eaten an espresso pod, but no amount of powdered sugar can make it good.
Post by orriskitten on Sept 12, 2013 10:24:53 GMT -5
DH had his entire desk wrapped when he was in Iceland and came to visit me. They did it over a week. Wrapped the coins and paperclips individually, too.
How computer savvy are you and can you access his computer? If so, I have one for you.
DH had his entire desk wrapped when he was in Iceland and came to visit me. They did it over a week. Wrapped the coins and paperclips individually, too.
How computer savvy are you and can you access his computer? If so, I have one for you.
How Savvy do i need to be? I am decent, but not exceptional.
DH had his entire desk wrapped when he was in Iceland and came to visit me. They did it over a week. Wrapped the coins and paperclips individually, too.
How computer savvy are you and can you access his computer? If so, I have one for you.
How Savvy do i need to be? I am decent, but not exceptional.
And yes i do, free and clear.
I was thinking number 9, especially if you add in a "Porn" folder or something equally embarrassing.