Online dating profile headlines

[locarb]

When I was online dating...."I'm what Willis was talking about"

[doriswe]

"I run with scissors"

[bullygirl979]

When I did online dating mine was "what you see is what you get".

[naeljun]

This is me

Be thankful and stop complaining

[cuddlyevil]

How do you guys come up with these?

[spindle92]

I'm sexy and I know it.

I am kidding but I have seen that a few times.

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[doriswe]

Sept 18, 2013 21:43:23 GMT -5 cuddlyevil said:

How do you guys come up with these?

Honestly, I really question if people really read them! I googled 'unique dating headlines' ersumshit and got some suggestions.

[verycontrary247]

Sept 18, 2013 21:37:33 GMT -5 naeljun said:

This is me

Be thankful and stop complaining

I seriously laughed out loud at this.

[sweetchix]

Mine is lame "is this thing on?" Although I did have a guy respond "oh, it's on!" So some people read them.

[alleinesein]

I am so tempted to change mine to "You must be 6ft tall for this ride" but I am convinced that it will only attract the attention of guys who just want to hook up

I would just like a guy to actually READ my profile and have something in common with me instead of just sending one word messages and then having a blank profile when I try to find out more about them.

[udscoobychick]

FI's was "Don't read this profile!" He said he got lots of views!

[naeljun]

Sept 18, 2013 21:43:23 GMT -5 cuddlyevil said:

How do you guys come up with these?

Be thankful and stop complaining is something I saw somewhere and I was so sick of negativity that I decided to use it. 


Another one I used was "Life really is good".  It's amazing how many male profiles are so negative.  

I'm happy I am no longer online dating. 

[Deleted]

Man, I have no idea what I would have used.

[spindle92]

I had to go look mine up because I cannot remember squat.

It says "life is about taking chances." It is lame, I think I need a new one.

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[gault]

I didn't know you needed a headline. Is it only for match?

I used just okc for a long time and don't remember a headline.

[Wanderista]

I'm not on Match or anything, just OkC, so I've never had a headline. I do however put in some funny phrases to chase off the "dick pic" crowd. I've actually been on OkC several times over the years and did manage to "get lucky", winding up with boyfriends from it a few times. Not my most recent break up but I met a couple of hotties in college on it and also my boyfriend of several years before this most recent ex.

When I was on it before, under "You should message me if ..." my answer was "If you are not looking for a replacement for your usual evening spent watching porn." This successfully eliminated the amount of dick pic people who were bothering me. My ex said that was actually the comment that made him want to message me, he laughed a lot.

My profile now needs to be overhauled frankly. I just threw something together after my break up, a key phrase is that I am "not on the hook up express." Again, the point of this is to chase off the creepy pervs. I'm not prudish in real life, I just kind of like to know about the body parts that are attached to a guy's penis, above all - his brain. 

[lyssbobiss, Command, B613]

Person. With legs and such.

Seriously, that was it. I'm pretty amazing at online dating.