How to fake looking sick

[wowhead]

This is cracking me up.  I wouldn't want this girl anywhere near me because she looks like she has the plague or something.

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[sunshineray]

Yikes! That's...convincing. Weird, but convincing. Who sits around and experiments with this stuff??

I guess people who are faking sick to stay home from work/school. Haha.

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Ha!

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I'm going to do this when my husband gets back in town. With green jello coming out of my nose.

[purrbox]

"Many fake-sickers make the mistake of using foundation on their lips to look super washed out, but if you want to look contagious it's really important to make the skin around your mouth, nose and eyes appear irritated."

Lol!

And I didn't know that it was a thing to dress up like your sick. I mean, I would try to act the part, but I never thought to try applying my makeup in a funky way to look the part.

[aprilsails]

At this time of year I can't wear makeup. My allergies are so bad and I'm just going to rub it off.

So other than the sweaty greasiness, I totally look like that from the last week of August until the end of October. And I get asked if I'm sick every day.

[pixelpassion]

Wow, this woman is a pro

I'm more practiced at faking sick on the phone