Freaking Cards Against Humanity. It's the best game ever.
We played on Christmas Eve this past year, when the following cards were played:
If you can't see it, the black cards reads " instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children __________" I could have sworn "Michael Jackson" was played, but the evidence suggests otherwise, dangit. Too much Crown.
How about "Auschwitz, it's a trap!" (was that you melindafelinda who played that?? I can't remember...)
I'm pretty sure mine was even worse. I can't remember though. My favorite ever was not offensive but cbots "...not with a bang, but with a bigger bang." I still think that is funny.