Speaking of ringtones and "like". I have THE RAGE.

[bostonrunnah]

There’s a guy visiting my office who is camping out in the empty office across from mine.

This morning he left his office for a good 2 hours with his cell still in there. Going off every 2 seconds. Wouldn’t normally be a problem, but he has the duck quacking as his ringtone, along with the buzzing of the vibration setting.

TWO HOURS. OF QUACKING. And then BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ……….. BUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

THEN he came back, jumped on the horn, and turned into a valley girl. “Like, the spreadsheet shows me one thing, but like, it’s totally not the right thing”.

Wouldn’t normally be a problem, since I talk like a valley girl on the reg, but I do try to be an adult in the office and speak with my, ya know, INTELLIGENT words.

THEN. 

THEN HE STARTED WHISTLING.

HE’S BEEN WHISTLING FOR A GOOD 2 HOURS.

WHISTLE. ING.

I CAN HEAR IT THROUGH MY CLOSED DOOR.

I’M GLARING AT HIM THROUGH MY WINDOW.

HE’S NOT NOTICING.

MAKE HIM NOTICE BEFORE I END HIM.

[tripleshot]

You should walk over there and shut his door.

[mrsericnorthman]

OMG, are we sharing the same office?

I have a total douchcanoe borrowing the office next to mine and he spent the whole day popping a bubblewrap yesterday. And yes, apparently, his fucking cellphone does not have the silent button either.

I was tempted to throw a book at his face.

[Deleted]

Wow, that's irritating.

[noodleoo]

OMG that is so annoying! I had a coworker who would whistle show tunes all day in the lab. It drove me nuts. I finally had to say something when he started whistling Christmas carols in freaking July!

[pittsmcgee]

I'll help you hide the body.

[joshlyman]

How can someone have such a complete lack of self-awareness? I'm raging for you.

[fuckyourcouch]

Pull the fire alarm

[Deleted]

Ugh I feel your pain. My new office neighbor's text alert is the first 5 seconds of cult of personality and he gets a text approximately every 15 seconds. If it's not that, he is burping or talking at full volume on speakerphone.

My other neighbor whistles a lot, too. And she is AWFUL at it.