"LIMITED TIME FREE ACCESS TO LOCAL SLUTS!‏"

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I got this junk e-mail today:

"Want to find local Sluts For FREE? There are LOTS of people in your area looking to hook up right now! NO COST EASY ACCESS TO A HUGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO FUCK IN YOUR AREA!"  So this is a list of people who want to fuck period?  Or do they want to fuck me?  I'm confused.  /scratches head


I thought I was going to have to hang out in the local bars for a hook-up.  How lucky am I to have access to FREE sluts???

EL.OH.EL!

[furby]

"Hey Butthead this lady says there's a lot of sluts in Vegas"

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All I am seeing is that there is a catch and this catch is $19.99, with a guy named "Charley Bob."

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What if I want to fuck in someone else's area? I've tapped out my area.

[snickers]

Lol

[papie]

That is the last thing I need right now, lol

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Oct 1, 2013 13:53:09 GMT -5 @licia said:

With my luck the list would consist of my 3rd grade teacher and a coworker.

I know, right?