Dude. You POOP in this.

[pantsparty]

My diamond toilet is too...diamondy!

[nahoku]

My poop is too fancy for a non-crystal-encrusted toilet. Don't judge.

[Deleted]

I would absolutely own that.

[lkoenig]

so sparkly

[LeggsBenedict]

Oct 2, 2013 14:59:51 GMT -5 specialk said:

I want to see the rest of the bathroom that toilet goes with.

I do NOT.

[elleblue]

All I can see is snag city, not like I wear pantyhose or anything but still! lol

[Deleted]

That looks like just the thing for sequin's MIL.

[mrsgoontz]

I realize that if you have that toilet then you also most likely have someone else who would clean it for you but I can't get over how much of a PITA that would be to clean.


I still want it.

[BaliHai]

I want to meet the person who would legit put this in their house.

Also, I hope there aren't little tiny crevices between each crystal, because that would officially be more germs than I could ever even want to handle.

[MixedBerryJam]

Oct 2, 2013 14:59:13 GMT -5 @jezebel said:

I would absolutely own that.

How would you keep it clean, though? I'm not usually germophobic, but all I see when I look at that picture are all the nooks for bacteria to live in! Yuck! No, thank you. I'll take my pneumatic white plastic seat every time!

[Booze Raccoon]

Imagine trying to clean the scattered piss drops from a lazy penis.

[elleblue]

Oct 2, 2013 15:13:01 GMT -5 Booze Raccoon said:

Imagine trying to clean the scattered piss drops from a lazy penis.

[WOT?*]

You're cheap. That one's only $75K.

This is the one I have. Low-flo, stylish, aerodynamic, sparkly and a relative bargain at $128K:

[mrsjuleshs]

I love it but I would hate to have to clean it.

[snickers]

lol, I would prefer a necklace.

[bugandbibs]

I would love one of those fancy, high tech Japanese toilets. This gaudy thing, not so much.

[ginger]

No, no, no. This is for people who have formal livingrooms AND formal bathrooms.